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Let Me Go Get My Teeth!
Click!
I should preface this by saying that I am generally a very polite guy. As @arahant would say, I think it is mostly due to my “Southron” upbringing. But even my tendency to politeness has a limit!
I have been getting a lot (10+) robocalls per day — I think mostly due to the coming end of open season on health care options and my age. At one time, the caller ID showed a legitimate company and I would answer and explain — politely — that I’m not interested in changing.
Now, however, the caller ID shows random numbers from all over the country. If I answer, there is a delay and then a foreign voice asks how I am doing and says he has some options on improved health care options. I say I am not interested and hang up.
I am trying different call-blocking options and I will see how that works, but in the meantime, I have decided to get what entertainment I can get out of the process.
My last call:
me: “Herroo” (think of Larry the Cable Guy doing one of his weird impressions)
caller: “How are you doing today”
me: “Jutht fine!”
caller: ” uhhh ok, ….. I’m calling about some options on health care we have. Do you have medicare part A or B?”
me: “Leth me go get my teefth!” Click!
Other options:
me :” let me check with my nurse”
me: ” I’m not sure, the warden takes care of that for me”
me: “I’ve never gotten a call from Mabank, Texas, before. Where is that?”
me: “I see you are from Ipava, Illinois. Do you know the Goldarnets?”
Do you get these kinds of calls? What is your response?
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Exactly why I don’t use one! I confess that I own one that I bought for $49 with 1500 mins so that I can text with a limited number of people (less than 5) who are hard to communicate with any other way – daughter, hairdresser, cleaning lady. But they know not to call me on that #. I just plain don’t answer that phone, if if I should be anywhere in it’s vicinity. I just refuse to be tied to a phone! It’s a darn good camera though!
I wish they’d catch “Chrystal from Medicare Programs”. She tracked us down this morning after a week of freedom.
I sort of have to. I get business calls on mine. If I had it to do over again, I wouldn’t include my cell phone number in my contact info.
Some of the calls aren’t so bad. And I don’t mean to brag, but my car’s warranty has been extended for another two decades at least!
I tried a new response today:
“Thank you for calling, but the Warden handles all that for me”
click
Say what? Where is this No Mo Robo calls?
I am thinking you could earn some decent amounts of money if you set up a way to distribute the info on this outfit.
My best approach so far:
Me: Hello, <local town> suicide (or depression) hotline. May I help you?
Caller: “click”
If they continue, my plan is to say:
“We find that many people are depressed by their current occupation”, but I’ve never gotten that far.