While I Was Sleeping: Death on the Farm

 

File:Dont feed the coyotes.JPGWell, TBPH, I didn’t sleep through it.  I discovered, decades ago, that the reason I don’t get much sleep is not that I can’t get to sleep; it’s that I’m a very light sleeper, and everything wakes me up.

So last night, I was unsurprised to be awoken at 2:30 a.m. by a pack of yelping coyotes, obviously down the bottom of my field, making the sort of bone-chilling, “We Have A Kill!” racket that takes me back to my nights as a small child in Nigeria lying in bed and listening to the “laughing hyenas” outside. It’s different from the “howl,” a pack sound that’s often driven by the Claysville VFD siren, to which they respond in a sort of movie sing-along manner. (“The hills are alive, a-woo-woo-woo-w00,” etc.)  These are primal, gleeful, bloodcurdling, screams.

Of course, I was too late.  One of my black rams is dead.  I’ll spare you the graphic here, although I’ll publish it elsewhere.  There’s nothing left intact by now except his head; the vultures have been on the job since sunrise, and in another 24 hours, he’ll be picked clean.  At some point thereafter, I’ll roll over him with the tractor and the brush hog, render him into smithereens, and return him to fertilize the fields on which he’s lived, eaten, and played for the past eight years.  Anyone who finds that distasteful or odd probably hasn’t lived close to the land for a generation or two.

The neighbors are organizing.  I’m not the only one who’s suffered such a loss in the past several days.

Pretty sure this will not stand and (in the ineffable words of Joe Biden), “they will pay.”

But in the meantime, my guys and gals will be locked in the barn at sundown.

That’s top-of-mind in my world at the moment.

You?

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  1. Flicker Coolidge
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    Some Call Me …Tim (View Comment):

    DaveSchmidt (View Comment):

    Some Call Me …Tim (View Comment):

    My condolences on the loss of your black ram, or should I say, your ram of color. To hear the event taking place and having a good idea of what was going on while not being able to do anything about it must have been very disconcerting.

    The thought that first rattled around my noggin was that they had gotten into your chicken coop. I am glad that your Casa del pollo withstood their assault.

    One especially wet Spring caused the Mississippi to rise to much higher than normal levels, necessitating the opening of the spillway to divert water from the river’s levee system. One result was alligators in the river and on the banks. Another result of the flooding up north was we had an influx of coyotes. They found the battures teeming with small game as well as a bounty of house pets (dogs and cats) nearby. Many people lost Fluffy or Mittens to them.

    They like it fine down here and have stayed. Efforts by the gummint to reduce their population have been largely unsuccessful as the coyotes are smarter than the local constabulary.

    BIROC

    BIROC?

    BLACK Indigenous RAM of Color

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  2. kedavis Coolidge
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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Over here in west Texas many people keep a donkey in the field to keep the coyotes away from the cattle, horses, sheep, and goats. Apparently donkeys can create enough pushback that the coyotes choose not to engage.

    I guess this post is why I’ve been seeing this in my youtube recommendations recently:

     

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  3. She Member
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    kedavis (View Comment):

    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Over here in west Texas many people keep a donkey in the field to keep the coyotes away from the cattle, horses, sheep, and goats. Apparently donkeys can create enough pushback that the coyotes choose not to engage.

    I guess this post is why I’ve been seeing this in my youtube recommendations recently

    In the last 24 hours? No idea.  It’s certainly not in mine.

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  4. kedavis Coolidge
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    She (View Comment):

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    Full Size Tabby (View Comment):

    Over here in west Texas many people keep a donkey in the field to keep the coyotes away from the cattle, horses, sheep, and goats. Apparently donkeys can create enough pushback that the coyotes choose not to engage.

    I guess this post is why I’ve been seeing this in my youtube recommendations recently

    In the last 24 hours? No idea. It’s certainly not in mine.

    Actually for a few days, maybe a week.  No idea why.  But you wrote the post, that was your job.  My job was adding the video. :-)

    I didn’t mean cause-and-effect, more like… kismet?  something.

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  5. Annefy Member
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    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    You will probably have to keep an eye on your fields during the day for awhile. Coyotes tend to hunt at night, but I’ve seen one or two in Arizona that move around during the day. Coyotes will revisit areas where they’ve had a successful hunt. I’ve also seen them at night on the fringes of, and in the area of downtown Portland when I was on patrol. They adapt to urban areas.

    I had to chase a big coyote off my front lawn this morning. When I left for work hours later it was back, and gave me a dirty look when I hollered again at it.

    We used to see them years ago; always at dawn or dusk and they looked mangy. The ones I see now are in the middle of the day, bold as brass, and look very well fed.

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  6. Captain French Moderator
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    Annefy (View Comment):

    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    You will probably have to keep an eye on your fields during the day for awhile. Coyotes tend to hunt at night, but I’ve seen one or two in Arizona that move around during the day. Coyotes will revisit areas where they’ve had a successful hunt. I’ve also seen them at night on the fringes of, and in the area of downtown Portland when I was on patrol. They adapt to urban areas.

    I had to chase a big coyote off my front lawn this morning. When I left for work hours later it was back, and gave me a dirty look when I hollered again at it.

    We used to see them years ago; always at dawn or dusk and they looked mangy. The ones I see now are in the middle of the day, bold as brass, and look very well fed.

    You’re not chasing it off with the fright calibre.

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  7. kedavis Coolidge
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    Captain French (View Comment):

    Annefy (View Comment):

    Doug Watt (View Comment):

    You will probably have to keep an eye on your fields during the day for awhile. Coyotes tend to hunt at night, but I’ve seen one or two in Arizona that move around during the day. Coyotes will revisit areas where they’ve had a successful hunt. I’ve also seen them at night on the fringes of, and in the area of downtown Portland when I was on patrol. They adapt to urban areas.

    I had to chase a big coyote off my front lawn this morning. When I left for work hours later it was back, and gave me a dirty look when I hollered again at it.

    We used to see them years ago; always at dawn or dusk and they looked mangy. The ones I see now are in the middle of the day, bold as brass, and look very well fed.

    You’re not chasing it off with the fright calibre.

    In many even suburban areas now, it’s illegal to “discharge a firearm” under such circumstances.

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