Disney to Unveil Animatronic Biden at ‘Hall of Presidents’

 

Either this picture is of President Biden visiting the Disney Hall of Presidents, or Disney’s version of Biden will be the most similar to the living man of any of the presidents in their display. Perhaps President Biden’s hair and makeup team could take some tips from the Disney artists, to make the real President Biden look more lifelike…

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  1. Chuck Thatcher
    Chuck
    @Chuckles

    Which one’s Trump?

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  2. kedavis Member
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    There’s no need to make one, Biden is already animatronic.

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  3. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    @OccupantCDN

    The White House already has their version stashed in a closet in the east wing should it be urgently needed to prevent a President Harris.

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  4. Hoyacon Member
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    @Hoyacon

    Shades, it needs shades.

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  5. GLDIII Purveyor of Splendid Malpropisms Reagan
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    @GLDIII

    Will it have the authentic blonde hairy legs?

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  6. Hoyacon Member
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    I see Charles Bickford made it, second from left.  That was his finest role.

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  7. Addiction Is A Choice Member
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    @AddictionIsAChoice

    Fitting that they placed him with the other presidents who dithered their way to Civil War.

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  8. Gary Robbins Reagan
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    We can now conclude that Biden won the election; Disneyland says so!

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  9. CACrabtree Coolidge
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    @CACrabtree

    Perhaps they could station a female mouseketeer directly in front of Biden and he could, periodically, bend over and sniff her hair.  Sort of like that “drinking bird” we all remember when we were kids.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/R22kjUfGTASsdnpk7

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  10. OccupantCDN Coolidge
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    Gary Robbins (View Comment):

    We can now conclude that Biden won the election; Disneyland says so!

    Right, because Disney is the authority … Like on Lemmings:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Wilderness_(film)

     

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  11. Hoyacon Member
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    There’s also something amiss with his chin and lips.  I’m getting a Charles Nelson Riley vibe.

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  12. Percival Thatcher
    Percival
    @Percival

    In order to make it as lifelike as possible, they have to remember to have Robot Joe stutter, lose his place, and comment parenthetically that he’s going to get into trouble for answering that question.

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  13. JustmeinAZ Member
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    The real thing isn’t that good looking.

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  14. Vance Richards Member
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    @VanceRichards

    Maybe Disney and the White House can trade . . .

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  15. Seawriter Contributor
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    How does one tell the difference between the real Biden and the animatronic one? Is the animatronic one more lifelike?

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  16. kedavis Member
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    @kedavis

    Seawriter (View Comment):

    How does one tell the difference between the real Biden and the animatronic one? Is the animatronic one more lifelike?

    Certainly more likeable, I’d guess.

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  17. Stad Coolidge
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    @Stad

    Are you sure that isn’t the real thing?

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  18. Doug Kimball Thatcher
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    Stad (View Comment):

    Are you sure that isn’t the real thing?

    No, the real thing is not three dimensional; more like a cardboard cutout.

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  19. kedavis Member
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    @kedavis

    Well one thing it can’t be accurate about is drooling and wetting itself, due to concern over short-circuits.

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  20. Mark Alexander Coolidge
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    At least it looks… life-like…

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  21. Chuck Thatcher
    Chuck
    @Chuckles

    Vance Richards (View Comment):

    Maybe Disney and the White House can trade . . .

    Uh…maybe they already did?

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  22. EJHill Podcaster
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    @EJHill

    Gary Robbins: We can now conclude that Biden won the election; Disneyland says so!

    The Woke Disney Company? Unless you’ve worked for them (I did for 22 years) you have no idea…

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  23. EJHill Podcaster
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    @EJHill

    The only difference here is that the guy on the right still moves his lips…

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  24. Hugh Member
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    @Hugh

    They certainly got the hand reaching out to grope a young girl right.

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  25. kedavis Member
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    @kedavis

    Hugh (View Comment):

    They certainly got the hand reaching out to grope a young girl right.

    So, who should the animatronic young girl be?  Shirley Temple?

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  26. Clifford A. Brown Contributor
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    Doug Kimball (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Are you sure that isn’t the real thing?

    No, the real thing is not three dimensional; more like a cardboard cutout.

    Flat Joe

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  27. Western Chauvinist Member
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    I haven’t been able to visit the Hall of Presidents since the Obama era. . .

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  28. Clifford A. Brown Contributor
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    That looks like an aged Vladimir Putin.

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  29. MarciN Member
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    Your post made my husband laugh out loud. Which I appreciate since he makes me laugh and it’s rare that I can return the favor. :-) :-) 

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  30. kedavis Member
    kedavis
    @kedavis

    Clifford A. Brown (View Comment):

    Doug Kimball (View Comment):

    Stad (View Comment):

    Are you sure that isn’t the real thing?

    No, the real thing is not three dimensional; more like a cardboard cutout.

    Flat Joe?

    Way better than Nested Joe.

    Oops, wrong thread!

    :-)

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