Standards

Standards

The Ricochet Department of Standards and Practices is now taking comments prior to issuing regulations covering the propagation of avatars. In accordance with the Administration’s desire to stamp out individualism and promote equality and fairness across all financial, racial, gender and sexual orientation strata we have developed the following guidelines for your consideration. All comments should be directed to Jon Gabriel.

  1. Z in MT

    Laugh. Smile. Laugh.

    Thanks.

  2. Midget Faded Rattlesnake

    OK, EJ. Let’s see how you get a tiny snake to hold a big ol’ mug of coffee. Or even a twee little teacup.

  3. EJHill

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    OK, EJ. Let’s see how you get a tiny snake to hold a big ol’ mug of coffee. Or even a twee little teacup.

     Gauntlet throwing? At me?
    Midge

  4. Mark

    I believe I am already in compliance with the contemplated avatar guidelines.  I certainly hope my assertion does not offend anyone and is not itself a CoC violation.

  5. Midget Faded Rattlesnake

    EJHill:

    Midget Faded Rattlesnake:

    OK, EJ. Let’s see how you get a tiny snake to hold a big ol’ mug of coffee. Or even a twee little teacup.

    Gauntlet throwing? At me?

    Oh, EJ! That’s completely wonderful! Do you mind if I save it to my computer for later use?

  6. EJHill

    Midget – You must be at code.

  7. Brian Watt

    Or… midgecup

  8. Midget Faded Rattlesnake

    Brian Watt:

    Or…

     Ha! This has really cheered me up. I’ve been under the weather all week. Thanks!

  9. EJHill

    Watt! You are insubordinate!

  10. Brian Watt

    Or there’s… 
    Dark PseudoDecaf
    CafePseudo

  11. Merina Smith

    You are responsible for my current avatar, EJ, it is your job to make me a new regulation-compliant one.  But keep in mind that I do not drink coffee.  It must be clear that the mug is filled with hot chocolate.

  12. Brian Watt

    PickMeUpGood to the last drop?

  13. EJHill

    Brian Watt:

    Good to the last drop?

     And that drop’s good, too.

  14. EJHill

    Merina Smith: It must be clear that the mug is filled with hot chocolate.

    Ever feel like a marshmallow?
    CompliantSmith

  15. Merina Smith

    You got belly laughs from me and my hubby, EJ!  In fact, like most women, I frequently feel like a marshmallow.

  16. Arahant

    Cats Drink Differently

    I’m no EJHill, but here I am trying to get up to code.  Drinking can be a little different for me.

  17. EJHill

    Watt – THAT is genius.

  18. Jason Rudert

    I guess I’ll be pouring coffee on my head from now on. Great.

  19. Fricosis Guy

    Like any good conservative, I am a fiery ball of hate.

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