You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Mollie Hemingway, Ed. ·
September 3, 2012 at 4:56am
A Slate reporter has been checking out the swag for sale at the Democratic National Convention. He came upon a calendar that features a different Obama theme each month. August's is deeply disconcerting. Check it out:
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Nov '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
You stay classy, DNC.
I understand who'd buy that kind of thing, but who would display it?
Jun '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Matthew 24:4-5, NKJV
Matthew 24:23-27, NKJV
Jesus, being God, of course knew about the Coming of Obama.
Mar '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
I simply have to believe this is a photoshop, and absent other evidence, I'll continue to believe it.
Jul '10
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Ah, CW! So beautifully put!
Mar '11
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Is Obama more popular than John Lennon?
Jun '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
The credit goes to Matthew, as inspired by God. All I did was remember and share.
Jun '10
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This was, of course, my first thought, too. They are really stirring up a hornets nest, aren't they? Anything can happen now. There will be so much violence.
Jan '12
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Vacations on Martha's Vineyard can be interesting when you divide your time between parting the seas and walking on them.
Aug '12
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Trying to put the best construction on it, I wonder if it was an attempt to say something like Rush’s "talent on loan from God." I’m not nuts about Rush’s flippant way of saying it, but he is theologically correct, and it’s funny, startling, and true of all of us. The President is, in fact, "heaven sent" (Romans 13). Cutting it all the slack you can, though, this calendar page is so characteristic of Obama-- off kilter, theologically bad, jaw-droppingly tin eared– it’s another stunner. If there were one cow pie in a forty acre field, he’d step in it.
Apr '11
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He is the one he was waiting for.
Jul '12
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I can't keep up. I just find out that the perfectly good pirate word "swag" has acquired the meaning Secretly We Are Gay, because Secretly We Are Gray. Now it means Secretly We Are God. Damnit people slow down.
I'm voting tongue-in-cheek (and goodness knows what people mean by that anymore) with overtones of late Pre-Po-Mo-20th-Cent-Ironic. Not so much disturbing as confusing.
Mar '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Well, Democrats worship him like God and sometimes he acts as if he IS God. Maybe it's appropriate. "In the beginning was Obama...".
As Stalin said, "There can be only one sun in the sky".
Jun '10
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SParker:
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I'm voting tongue-in-cheek (and goodness knows what people mean by that anymore) ...
Yes, one must be careful -- especially with the mainstreaming of all things sexual.
(That's what she said.)
Jul '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Twisted and creepy. People that venerate a politician this way are very dangerous.
Feb '11
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Hardly original for the Dems. Remember JC?
May '10
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Ah, so many directions one could go with this, and so little time!There is an old fashioned word for this sort of thing: blasphemy.
Dec '11
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So, the DNC is now Jonestown crazy.
Jun '12
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Hmm, perhaps the guy at my church who sincerely believes that Pres. Obama is the Anti-Christ is right...
Aug '12
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You think they will be serving kool-aid in charlotte? I mean literal, rather than metaphorical.
Apr '11
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In 2008, I was at first cautiously hopeful about BHO. At one point he said in a wondering tone that he seemed to be a kind of blank slate upon which people projected their hopes and beliefs. That seemed an unusually candid remark for a politician.
I soon enough concluded that he was not a blank slate; that the appearance was a deliberate effect, achieved in part by a thorough program of hiding, manipulating , and lying about his past; and that being a blank slate is (I believe) a classic narcissist ploy.