You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Mollie Hemingway, Ed. ·
September 3, 2012 at 4:56am
A Slate reporter has been checking out the swag for sale at the Democratic National Convention. He came upon a calendar that features a different Obama theme each month. August's is deeply disconcerting. Check it out:
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Aug '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
That would be unbelievable, if it weren't so believable.
Apr '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
"Deeply disconcerting" is putting it mildly!
Jun '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Well, there is the miracle of the double-budgeted Medicare dollars.
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
To think that just yesterday I believed nobody could top a 25-foot, 15-ton sand statue of The One. Then this.
Unbelievable.
Edited on September 3, 2012 at 5:48amFeb '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
It looks tongue-in-cheek to me. Maybe that’s still disconcerting, in some objective way. It doesn’t disconcert me, though.
Jan '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
And we're the creepy ones. Riiiight.......
Jan '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Reagan wept
Sep '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Un-friggin-believable. Except that it does further my thesis that for many liberals, leftism is their religion.
May '10
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I'll leave it up to God to decide how to handle this. He certainly can take care of Himself. But this confirms that I'm definitely not going to get anywhere near Charlotte.
Jun '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
"... that He gave his misbegotten son..." is the translation that is in my Bible -- at least in the chapter that covers Obama's life.
May '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
ha. Yes, the boldness of that one should have raised a few red flags in some editing office. What disconcerts me is that it may not have.
Jan '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Did you ever get the feeling that sooner or later, the Democrats would start giggling and then admit that they were just kidding? This was a bet that Clinton made with Carville or something? I keep waiting for Robert Redford to turn to Peter Boyle and say, "Now what?"
Sep '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Can't remember which talking head said this, but it is true:
"Republicans shout USA, USA. Democrats shout OBAMA, OBAMA."
Scary.
Oct '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Look for photos of The Great One walking on water next, this all just too creepy.
Mar '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
When did we decide believing oneself to be Jesus was no longer a indicator of mental instability and instead constitutes a prerequisite for access to the nukes? I must say, I am a bit stupefied. Newsweek covers, all the halo photos, the $30,000 sand Obama, the photo of him doing his best Dragon Ball Z trick. It is all just a bit much. If some future photo of him appearing to walk on water surfaces, my health will be jeopardized due to the sheer velocity at which my palm will impact my forehead. Again, it is all just a bit much.
Also, even if I were to believe in him, I suspect everlasting life might be an unrealistic expectation to lay at the feet of Obamacare.
Mar '11
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
This should be seen as less a sign of some fashion for reverence of the President and more properly as the casual disdain for faith that encompasses Democrat campaigners.
Religion as a prop, faith an affection of gullible fools; for such individuals the idea of God as man used merely for campaign purposes is a clever twist if not a matter of amusement while they snicker at those who "cling to their gun and their religion."
Sep '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Democrats are so weird.
Aug '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Hopefully this won't spark riots among "Fundamentalist Christians".
Oct '10
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
I guess it was just false modesty that he put anything above his paygrade.
Mar '12
Re: You've Heard Of Obama Birthers. What About The Virgin Birthers?
Pride goes before the fall. Proverbs 16:18