What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Steve Manacek ·
Jun 7, 2011 at 3:20pm
On this, the most poetic of blogs? Granted, getting past the Code of Conduct on this one might seem like a challenge (and is). But still ... couldn't resist giving it a shot. Competition welcome.
There once was a Congressman Weiner;
At invective nobody was meaner.
But he lied about pics
That he Tweeted to chicks --
Now his prospects look quite a bit leaner.
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Nov '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
A congressman's grey underpants
Have the media world in a trance?
It's distracting, pathetic,
Sordid and synthetic!
(Still: I couldn't help stealing a glance...)
Nov '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Member Pious Agnostic wrote a double dactyl (which I have ever-so-slightly edited for rhythm). I think it's genius:
Wibbledy-Wobbledy
Anthony Weiner, an
Upstanding Democrat
Second to none.
He likes to chat with his
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 8:31pmFans on the Internet
Unceremoniously
Without his bun.
Aug '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Well done.
Also see Iowahawk's "Weinermandius," which includes the line "Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!"
Apr '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
There was a Congressman on Twitter,
Whose actions set the media atwitter,
He posted pics of his junk,
When questioned he said it was bunk,
But he lied about what he did on Twitter.
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Of New York came a Congressman Weiner,
Whom Bill Whalen dubbed a lewd "Tweiner."
We know he lacks chest hair,
And sports gray underwear;
Should he resign, gov'ment will be cleaner.
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 3:50pmMay '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Hmmm, certitude, turpitude, shirtless dude ...
Mar '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
There once was a man from New York / Whose urges he just couldn't cork / Though denial he tried /"You're finished!" we cried, / "it's high time to stick in the fork!"
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 4:04pmMay '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
The Weiner was known for being mean
And his phone calls and pics were obscene
Will he still keep his seat
Now we've all seen his Tweet ?
Well I guess that remains to be seen..
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 4:12pmAug '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
The Dem Rep for Brooklyn and Queens
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 4:36pmSaid "You know just what this all means,
It's a right wing conspiracy
It's internet piracy"
Then come the embarrassing scenes.
Jan '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
A congressman who couldn’t be meaner
Texted a thought that should have been cleaner
But it turned out ok
On the following day
When his lies proved the guy’s really a Weiner
Dec '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
The Congressman stuck to his lies at first;
Then Breitbart threw a dart that his bubble burst,
Saying, "That's enough, Tony -
Time to cut the baloney,
Or I'll show everybody your Weiner-wurst!"
Jul '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
hmmmm
A guy representing New York
Sends girls risque pictures for sport
As all the Men know
That don't make chicks glow
Proving he's still a high school dork
Mar '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Brazen hardness feels
the heat of eyes. Drip, drip, drip.
The icicle melts.
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 5:26pmJan '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Spewing cant and venom made him feel hollow,
So the coed teens Anthony did follow,
But his tweets were creepy and lewd
And the blogs a cover-up construed,
For the girth of Weiner's lies was too hard to swallow.
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 6:55pmAug '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
hickory dickory dock
i can't say if that's my ****
but it can't be me
because hockey was on at 7 o clock
hickory dickory dor
breitbart has lots more
i guess that's me,
but i beg you please,
respect this private matter in my family
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 7:02pmJun '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Steve, you obviously didn't read the comments to Peter's thread yesterday where I posted this:
T’was a politician who tweeted his stiffy
To a coed for him too young and spiffy
But when the photo came out
It was instantly bruited about
That his political career was now iffy
Aug '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
I think this came from Ace of Spades
There once was a congressman named Weiner
Who had an unpleasant demeanor
When his camera-phone,
Sent a pic of his bone
He exclaimed, "who is this girl, never seen her?!"
Edited on Jun 7, 2011 at 8:08pmNov '10
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
Molodyetz.
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
This reminds me of the "Man from Nantucket" series of poems.
My variant:
There once was a boy from Park Slope
To be Mayor centered his hope
Like the man from Nantucket
He loved his own rocket
Now he is known as a dope
I know - pretty lame.
Apr '11
Re: What? No Weiner Limerick Yet?
A pic of a wiener, tumescent
Our Anthony to a young lass sent
First he lied, then he cried
Now his Dem buddies chide
"Resign, or at least just vote 'Present'"