A new study coming out in the August issue of the Journal of Research in Personality, vindicates all those "judgers" of the world, who have made countless, swift and immediate assumptions about other people based solely on their shoes.  You know who you are.

Interested in how people formed quick first impressions about others, Dr. Angela Bahns, an assistant professor of psychology at Wellesley College discovered,

“people were able to correctly judge a stranger's age, gender, income, political affiliation, emotional and other important personality traits just by looking at the person's shoes,”

with 90% accuracy

As an introvert, this is very exciting news. I can now justifiably avoid whole groups of people just by looking at their shoes. “It's not me, it's you. Your unkempt, scruffy brown 40-year-old 'Birks' accurately warn me a conversation about the Koch brothers, organic farming, and  climate change is imminent.”  

Participants in the study were asked to look at a pair of shoes and then guess,

“gender, age, social status and different personality traits of the owner, like whether the owner was an extrovert or introvert, liberal or conservative and the degree of their emotional stability, agreeableness, conscientiousness and openness.”

 The results were so accurate, researchers concluded, “...people do wear shoes that reveal their personality, whether they intend to or not.”

Ready to find out what your shoes are telling the rest of us?

  • Expensive shoes tell us you have money
  • Flashy and colorful shoes tell us you’re an extrovert
  • Older, clean and well cared for shoes are the sign of a conscientious person
  • Practical and functional shoes tell us you’re agreeable
  • Ankle boots indicate you’re a more aggressive personality
  • Uncomfortable looking shoes tell us you're calm
  • Shabby, less expensive shoes are the hallmark of liberal thinkers, and  “flip flop wearing hippies.”
  • Boring shoes tell us you have difficulty forming relationships
  • And the surprise finding, subjects were able to identify “needy clinginess” from brand new, clean, well-kept shoes. Researchers aren’t sure how people were picking up on this trait, but somehow, like Far Side spamalopes cautiously eyeballing passing lions, participants were wary about the people in these shoes. 

Just for fun, I thought I’d ask Ricochet readers to make some assumptions about our famous footwear volunteers.  What are these shoes telling us about the people wearing them?

1. 

Grace Kelly shoes

2.  

Ronald Reagan shoes

 

3. 

Hillary Clinton shoes

4.  

Rick Perry boots

(In as much as the internet is a reliable source, these shoes belong to the following: 1. Grace Kelly, 2. Ronald Reagan, 3. Hillary Clinton, 4. Rick Perry)

Comments:


Foxman
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Foxman

I imagine they say "You're fat!  Lose weight."

I have very ill-mannered shoes.

Edited on July 31, 2012 at 1:58pm

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Guruforhire

I have shoes that run the entire gammut.

Formal Oxfords(black)

Wing Tips (black)

Cap Toe (cordovan)

Casual black shoes

Casual Loafers (black)

deck shoes (brown)

Flip Flops (brown)

Addidas Shell Toes (old skool)

New Balance Running Shoes

Winter Combat boots

Tanker Boots

Work Boots

Slippers

A tool for every task right?


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Guruforhire

EThompson

A.D.P. Efferson: When I worked in D.C. I was far more thoughtful about what I put on my feet -- to include ridiculously uncomfortable pumps that probably caused neurological damage -- because they made me look taller.  

The Choo black classic pump is truly made for walking with a wider toe and cushioned soles. You can hit the city pavement for miles and miles in this shoe and still maintain the fashion quotient! · 11 hours ago

Good Tip.  I just bought my wife another pair of Louboutins.  Me and the local dispensery of fashion are getting pretty chummy.  I may be getting picture texts from Paris so he can order what I want to get my wife because he only ever orders one in her size.

EThompson
Joined
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EThompson

Guruforhire

EThompson

A.D.P. Efferson: When I worked in D.C. I was far more thoughtful about what I put on my feet -- to include ridiculously uncomfortable pumps that probably caused neurological damage -- because they made me look taller.  

The Choo black classic pump is truly made for walking with a wider toe and cushioned soles. You can hit the city pavement for miles and miles in this shoe and still maintain the fashion quotient! · 11 hours ago

Good Tip.  I just bought my wife another pair of Louboutins.  Me and the local dispensery of fashion are getting pretty chummy.  I may be getting picture texts from Paris so he can order what I want to get my wife because he only ever orders one in her size. · 2 hours ago

Nice husband with good taste to boot! :)

Indaba
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Apr '12
Indaba

Is this the Jimmy Choo? I am running around the city, trying to look chic but I hate high heels. Will try on a pair! 

EThompson

A.D.P. Efferson: When I worked in D.C. I was far more thoughtful about what I put on my feet -- to include ridiculously uncomfortable pumps that probably caused neurological damage -- because they made me look taller.  

The Choo black classic pump is truly made for walking with a wider toe and cushioned soles. You can hit the city pavement for miles and miles in this shoe and still maintain the fashion quotient! · Jul 30 at 4:58pm

EThompson
Joined
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EThompson

Indaba: Is this the Jimmy Choo? I am running around the city, trying to look chic but I hate high heels. Will try on a pair! 

EThompson

A.D.P. Efferson: When I worked in D.C. I was far more thoughtful about what I put on my feet -- to include ridiculously uncomfortable pumps that probably caused neurological damage -- because they made me look taller.  

The Choo black classic pump is truly made for walking with a wider toe and cushioned soles. You can hit the city pavement for miles and miles in this shoe and still maintain the fashion quotient! · Jul 30 at 4:58pm

1 hour ago

Yes. You can find the best assortment of Jimmy Choo at Saks and Bloomies, but ask for the 3 inch heel with "toe cleavage." I swear by this shoe. :)


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