Predictably, my In Box is full of enraged letters; this happens when one writes about Sarah Palin or the Gaza Flotilla, the former topic inviting responses roughly 30 percent more lunatic than the latter, but only half as offensive. I do read them all to be sure I'm not missing anything important, such as an e-mail from an editor asking, "Where should we send the check?" Tending the hate mail this morning reminded me that nothing I've ever written has caused my In Box to fill up with as much anguished remonstration as one single obscure blog post about the world's greatest martial artist.

Yes, actually, this subject does belong on Ricochet. You'll see.

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Mark Wilson
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May '10
It's Not Rocket Science

Claire, that article about your martial arts article is a riot!

" 'Seriously, Ma'am, I make Chuck look pink.' I think my tone probably put her off, though; she refused to put me through. Probably for the best. I mean, who wants to deal with Chuck Norris's socialist nonsense?"

I know, right?

Fredösphere
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May '10
Fredösphere

Brilliant. Claire, I'm adding There Is No Alternative: Why Margaret Thatcher Matters to my Amazon wish list right now, and I'm adding you to my (long) list of People I must avoid getting into an argument with.

Duane Oyen
Joined
May '10
Duane Oyen

Did the martial arts interest relate at all to the reason to move to Turkey? Or was it unfinished business from the CIA days? Unrequited mortal longing for Bruce Lee?

Not being any good at such things (especially the politeness and formality of the Asian versions), I am curious what the driver is for such pursuits, beyond picking something challenging to master.

Trace Urdan
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May '10
Trace Urdan

Claire -- Discovering you is at the top of my list of reasons I'm glad Ricochet was born. Come back home and host a show on Fox News... but don't stop writing.

Aaron Miller
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May '10
Aaron Miller

Everyone knows the deadliest man in the world is Indiana Jones.

I can't wait to hear the story when you next relocate and your nephew or niece helps you to unpack.

Rob Long

Haven't read anything this funny in a long time:

They sent me the contract to sign. As luck would have it, when I went to the post office to mail it back, there was some dweeby American guy behind me in the line. His eyes positively bugged out when he looked over my shoulder and saw that I was mailing a letter to "Editor,Penthouse." I thought about trying to explain, but then I thought, why ruin it for him?

Bravo, Claire!


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