Well this is surprising news. The Associated Press is reporting that North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-il is dead. Or as they put it, its "mercurial and enigmatic leader." (Perhaps we should be glad they didn't go with one of these titles -- my favorite is "Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love")
I'd recommend a certain video from Team America, but it violates the Code of Conduct. Remember the Hans Blix bit where he threatens to write a letter? And yes, the South Korean military is on full alert.
What do you think comes next?