With both Charlie Sheen and Newt Gingrich laying claim to "Winning the Future," it was clear that Barack Obama needed a fresh new slogan for his 2012 re-election campaign.  That new slogan?  "Made in the USA."  And lest you think the president has adopted a policy of protectionism as a plank in his new platform, think again:

Made in the USA

(h/t Mark Hemingway)

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EJHill
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May '10
EJHill

Oh, great. Now, the parsing begins with the discussion of the word "made." Does this mean the birthers will become the conceptioneers? Was he really made in the USA or was the finished product just unveiled in Hawai'i?

Ajax Telamônios
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Ajax Telamônios

That's assuming, of course, that his parents were on US soil at the moment he was 'made', i.e. conceived. 

Hey, I think I smell a new conspiracy theory forming . . . 

Mel Foil
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Jun '10
etoiledunord

The "Pet Rock" was made in the USA too, and that 1975 novelty item had about the same lasting positive effect on America as Barack Obama has had, and will have. Obama was the inexplicable popular must have item of 2008, just like the Pet Rock was in 1975. Americans go nuts sometimes.

Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

Forgive me, but I think selling mugs with the birth certificate on 'em is kinda clever, and pretty [gutsy] for a sitting president.

Ed.'s Note: [Adjective in brackets] replaced with synonym that complies w/CoC

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 10:47am
EJHill
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EJHill
Misthiocracy:"[gutsy]"

or arrogant?

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 10:49am
Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

Nope, I'm sticking with [gutsy].

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 11:00am
Diane Ellis, Ed.
Misthiocracy: Forgive me, but I think selling mugs with the birth certificate on 'em is kinda clever....

I'd concede that it's clever and humorous, but it's not exactly appropriate merch for a sitting president to be selling himself.  If some novelty shop owned by a lib wants to sell them, more power to them. But outright mockery of a segment of the population, however misguided they may have been at some point, is unbecoming behavior for the president of the United States.

EJHill
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EJHill
Misthiocracy: Nope, I'm sticking with [gutsy]. · May 18 at 10:38am

Gutsy call, Mis, gutsy call.

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 10:58am
Squishy Blue RINO
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Squishy Blue RINO

He is arrogant as hell, but that is beside the point. This is just plain funny and the birthers deserve all the ridicule they are about to receive.

Funny is funny, we all just need to man up and admit it.

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 10:44am
Samwise Gamgee
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Samwise Gamgee

I thought we didn't have time for this?...

Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

EJHill

 Misthiocracy: Nope, I'm sticking with [gutsy]. · May 18 at 10:38am 

Gutsy call, Mis, gutsy call. · May 18 at 10:40am

As Sir Humphrey might say, "a courageous move, sir."

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 11:04am
Kenneth
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Kenneth

Was there ever such an un-serious President?  By comparison, Snooki looks like a towering figure of gravitas.

Samwise Gamgee
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Samwise Gamgee

I guess we don't have enough time to make a single .pdf but we do have enough time to think up funny mug catch phrases?

This man is president.... president.  This ship is going down, if anyone needs me I'll be in my bunker eating baked beans.

Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

Diane Ellis, Ed.

Misthiocracy: Forgive me, but I think selling mugs with the birth certificate on 'em is kinda clever....

I'd concede that it's clever and humorous, but it's not exactly appropriate merch for a sitting president to be selling himself.  If some novelty shop owned by a lib wants to sell them, more power to them. But outright mockery of a segment of the population, however misguided they may have been at some point, is unbecoming behavior for the president of the United States. · May 18 at 10:38am

I respectfully disagree.  For a long time, a lot of people demanded to see the President's birth certificate. Why won't he show us his birth certificate?  Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Well, here it is.  In mug form.

He's merely giving people what they themselves asked for.  Fair game, sez me.

If there was any text printed on the mug that overtly mocked anybody, then I might have a problem with it, but there isn't.

EJHill
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EJHill
Misthiocracy As Sir Humphrey might say, "a courageous move, sir." · May 18 at 10:45am

"[Politicians] will generally accept proposals which contain the words simple, quick, popular and cheap.

"[Politicians] will generally throw out proposals which contain the words complicated, lengthy, expensive and controversial.

"Above all, if you wish to describe a proposal in a way that guarantees that a [Politician] will reject it, describe it as courageous. Controversial will cost you votes, courageous will lose you the next election."

From Humpy's mouth to God's ear!

Misthiocracy
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Aug '10
Misthiocracy

Double post.  Blue Yeti please delete.  KTHXBAI!

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 10:57am
ParisParamus
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May '10
ParisParamus

GutasyBirth.com!

Yep.  This was his first instance of Crowning present.

ParisParamus
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ParisParamus

GutsyLaborCrowning.ke

Edited on May 18, 2011 at 12:10pm
anon_academic
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anon_academic

Misthiocracy

I respectfully disagree.  For a long time, a lot of people demanded to see the President's birth certificate. Why won't he show us his birth certificate?  Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Well, here it is.  In mug form.

He's merely giving people what they themselves asked for.  Fair game, sez me.

Indeed, it's the perfect answer to that perennial question, "What do you get for the crackpot who has everything?"

Pseudodionysius
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Pseudodionysius

Perhaps Ricochet can get one that has Chavez on the mug with a missile beside him that says "made in Iran" and "just a short flight from Florida"


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