Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
Claire Berlinski, Ed. ·
Jan 17, 2011 at 1:04am
I'd like to see the Bushehr reactor reassemble itself and start playing arrangements from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
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Jun '10
Re: Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
I'd like to hear the Bushehr reactor sing a couple of bars of "Mame."
You brought yellow-cake back in style, Mame.
You make the Israelis smile, Mame.
Your skin is Glowin' Satin
You screwed Iran's Project Manhattan.
Mame!
Sep '10
Re: Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
"This is the voice of Imam Ali. Tell little squinty I ain't comin back"...sounds of thunder and ominous music.
May '10
Re: Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
I'd like Stuxnet to identify and count all the illegal copies of American software in China, remove $10 from the Chinese treasury for each copy, send the money to Guantanamo, and put a polite xie-xie you note in President Hu's mailbox.
Aug '10
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I'd like to see what would happen to the Hezbollah organization charts and weapons cache spreadsheets. Do you think they're Mac terrorists or PC terrorists ?
Nov '10
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Perhaps it will start a game of tic-tac-toe with the main computers until they realize that they can't logically support Iran's nuclear ambitions...or is that just the movies?
Jun '10
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This stuff used to be science fiction. I recall twenty years ago a story in OMNI Magazine called Burning Chrome that predicted a similar scenario. Of course, I also remember Roger Zelazny writing about computers no bigger than a book. I must be getting old. What's this gray dander on my keyboard? Either the cat is shedding or I am.
May '10
Re: Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
Crash HHS computers, thus "repealing" Obamacare.
Or IRS, giving us all a "tax cut."
Edited on Jan 17, 2011 at 8:57amJan '11
Re: Things We'd Like Stuxnet to Do Next
How about it plays "It's a Small World" on continuous loop? That would result in immediate decommissioning.