The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Rob Long ·
Jan 20 at 2:17pm
Here's a much, much better way to choose a candidate:
As Jason Kottke points out, "They *start off* by biting into fluorescent light bulbs and it just gets more nuts from there."
I can think of worse ways to choose a candidate.
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Dec '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Don't they know those things have mercury in them?
Dec '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
That is so insane! They laugh at mercury, KP! Bwahahaha!
Yeah, that's not gonna work as a primary contest in these parts... the EPA and OSHA would be like white on rice with these guys.
P.S. I had to stop watching when they started running over them with cars...
Mar '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
I'm really jealous of people with talent.
Dec '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Anyone who knows how to handle a Gurkha kukri is going to be a formidable candidate -- for anything.
Jun '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
And they wonder why the best minds don't join the contest....
Mar '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
I wonder if these guys know America has a government program that pays good money for stuff like this?
Jul '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Stupid is a talent?
Mar '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
God, I hope so!!!
Feb '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Be honest Rob, how many times have you watched this?
Jul '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Gotta love the music, though. Nai Reesa by Jassi Sidhu.
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
I'd like to do pretty much the same thing with the many fluorescent bulbs I'm required to have in my house.
Oct '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
Sikhs are the toughest people on the planet. An Indian buddy was telling me about kids who did spying in Kashmir and Jammu during some of the tenser times. Sikh preteens would crack later than grown Hindu and Muslim men.
Mar '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
It's Blue Man Group, The Three Stooges, and Jackass all at once!
You can say that again, Stuart. Sometimes you run into a guy who just shouldn't be messed with.
Forty bandits versus one retired Ghurka. The poor SOBs never stood a chance -- they had him surrounded. And angry.
This is a Ghurka with his kukri.
Edited on Jan 20 at 4:19pmApr '11
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
During the time it took to watch that, Mitt Romney called me 3 times. I was too appalled and mesmerized to move.
Nov '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
The most fascinating part was the audience of two. An interesting contrast -- the foxy chick frozen in apparently genuine concern for the safety of the performers, and the dude holding the hanky to his face, apparently more concerned about the long-term effects of inhalation of mercury vapours on his own health.
Jul '10
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Ahh, can't stop listening to the song from the video now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmrL399qR0
It's got a good message too. Singing about Punjabi unity, regardless of religion or caste. Oh, that and the fact that Punjabis are a race of lions and stand apart amongst hundreds of thousands when in foreign lands.
Nov '10
Re: The Warriors of Goja Would Win in South Carolina
You can say that again, Stuart. Sometimes you run into a guy who just shouldn't be messed with.
Forty bandits versus one retired Ghurka. The poor SOBs never stood a chance -- they had him surrounded. And angry.
This is a Ghurka with his kukri. · 1 hour ago
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A better solution for the TSA: fire all the gropers at airport security. Hire a few more bomb-sniffing dogs and put one of these guys with his Khukri on every flight.
Nov '10
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Sorry, double post
Edited on Jan 20 at 5:39pmMay '11
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Suicide Squad....attack!
May '11
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I knew I would get a double post if I clicked on it twice.
Edited on Jan 20 at 8:34pm