Mary Katherine Ham, over at The Daily Caller, reports on "The United States of Don't Touch My Junk" in this video (note: there are very clinical references to both female and male junk in the video. Rating: PG):
My favorite quote from Ham: "Maybe this is just another awesome perk of health care where you get your mammogram while you're going through the airport. Ever think of that? Yeah....ingrates."
Meanwhile, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has his own take on the TSA's security-groping measures: "terrorists win."