The Twelve Days Of Obama
For this, I plead simple mischief. Sing along if you like. Hit it, Maestro:
On the first day of Obama, the President gave to me:
A tax cheat at the Treasury.
On the second day of Obama, the President said to me:
"I'll spread your wealth around, with the tax cheat at the Treasury."
On the third day of Obama, the President gave to me:
Three Black Panther goons to spread my wealth around, with that tax cheat at the Treasury.
On the fourth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
Four groping screeners, three Black Panther goons to spread my wealth around with that snot-nosed cheat at the Treasury.
On the fifth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four groping screeners, three Black Panther goons who knocked me to the ground, and gave my wallet to the Treasury.
On the sixth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
The Individual Mandate, by SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four groping screeners, three belligerent thugs, to spread my wealth around, and that (expletive) at the Treasury.
On the seventh day of Obama, the President gave to me:
A bill for my grandkids for the Individual Mandate by the SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four groping screeners, three Black Panther goons who gave away my house, to that SOB at the Treasury.
On the eighth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
Trillions more in debt, with a bill to my grandkids, and the Individual Mandate by the SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four pawing screeners, three common criminals, who shook a business down, and sent the proceeds to the Treasury.
On the ninth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
Shovel-ready speeches, 'bout the trillions in debt, with a bill to my grandkids, and the Individual Mandate with the SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four peeping screeners, three Acorn perps, who registered my dog, who got a union job at Treasury.
On the tenth day of Obama, the President gave to me:
Dual teleprompters, for the shovel-ready speeches, 'bout the trillions in debt, with a bill to my grandkids, for the Individual Mandate, by the SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four groping screeners, three pocket pickers who lifted my mom's purse, for the benefit of the Treasury.
On the eleventh day of Obama, the President gave to me:
A shredded Constitution, with dual teleprompters for the shovel ready speeches 'bout the trillions more in debt with a bill for my grandkids for the Individual Mandate by the SIXTEEN THOUSAND IRS AGENTS! Four feeling guards, three hired hoodlums who emptied my accounts, and dumped it all in the Treasury.
On the first week of November, my country heard from me:
Restore the Constitution, ditch the teleprompter and those infernal speeches, stop spending all those trillions that belong to our grandkids, repeal Obamacare, and FIRE ALL THOSE IRS AGENTS! Screeners screen for terrorists, tell your stupid thugs to go earn their own wealth, and restore some honor to the Treasury.
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Oct '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Thanks, Dave. I hope in 2012 it will be Silent Night!
Jun '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Dave, "shovel ready speeches" should be well ahead in the line-of-the-year derby around here! Bravo! Thanks for the lift.
Jul '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Shovel ready speeches? I was thinking shovel ready Presidency.
If it quacks and limps, it must be a....
Edited on Dec 3, 2010 at 6:29pmJul '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
"Shovel-ready speeches"
Now that should go viral!
Awesome.
Edited on Dec 3, 2010 at 7:07pmJul '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Sisyphus: Shovel ready speeches? I was thinking shovel ready Presidency.
If it quacks and limps, it must be a.... · Dec 3 at 6:27pm
Edited on Dec 03 at 06:29 pm
How about:
If it stinks and stays, it must be a....
May '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Ok, Dave, but I hate to give up the 9 ladies dancing.
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Me too, Outstripp, but the temptation was too great. I blame the diesel fumes.
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Dave, if you didn't have a beer or two before writing these verses, you should do so now.
May '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
David, this is a true tour de force. And also an example of the sorts of mischief one's mind gets into in certain kinds of professions rife with long hours available for contemplation.
Jul '10
Re: The Twelve Days Of Obama
Dave, Has this made the top 10 yet? And would that be on the Cajun Politico Top 10? Good 'un.