The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
They're calling him the Democratic Todd Akin. Colorado State Representative Joe Salazar took the floor in Denver during debate on a bill that would prohibit the concealed carry of firearms on college campuses in the Centennial State and proceeded to make the following argument:
That's right: women (who we all know are prone to the vapors) can't be trusted with handguns, as they're prone to preemptive strikes based on paranoid delusions of being surrounded by sexual predators. But enjoy the complimentary rape whistle!
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Jul '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
Colorado State Representative Joe Salazaar is the poster child for my new non-profit promoting second amendment among women.
Jul '10
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
This is what happens when you elect a man wearing a bow tie.
Jul '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
Hey - I heart bow ties.
Nov '10
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
"Get away from me - don't you know we're in a safe zone?"
Jul '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
Apart from the obvious idiocy of this guys statements, I'd like to point out that my right to bear arms is less about preventing rape (even though it is a worthy cause), and more about shooting down drones in my backyard undoubtedly send to over for my own good by this moron.
Nov '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
If only Congress would vote to declare America a rape-free-zone we'd have eliminated rape! Why does the federal government hate women?
Jan '11
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Facebook'd!
Mar '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
I'd suggest a beer summit with a woman at the White House to remedy this gaffe, but everyone who's gone through a university "welcome" seminar knows that nothing consensual can happen after any alcohol has been consumed.
Sep '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
They have no self awareness I swear. He says that line about a safe-zone as if it means something.
Jul '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
You do know how to whistle Troy?
Lauren Bacall's Whistle Line
Apr '11
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
A t-shirt a girl could wear that states "This is a rape free zone"...do you think that would work?
Do you get the feeling that Joe is afraid of being shot?
What are the chances the women would be strangled after the rape with the lanyard holding the whistle? Just asking.
Jun '12
Re: The Right to Bear Rape Whistles
You go girl!