The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Pat Sajak ·
Sep 2, 2010 at 9:36pm
With apologies to the advertising agency responsible for creating Dos Equis Beer’s "The Most Interesting Man in the World," say hello to "The Most Insufferable Man in the World," who happens to bear a striking resemblance to a certain Chief Executive.
- When someone within earshot says, "Thank God," he says, "You’re welcome."
- He takes Joe Biden seriously.
- He looks at Mt. Rushmore as a work in progress.
- He reads the Constitution every day...looking for loopholes.
- He appears on The View because he thinks the hosts are hot.
- At Presidential news conferences, he found Helen Thomas’s questions to be coherent.
- He reads Frank Rich columns with a straight face.
- He thinks he looks really cool on a bicycle.
- When it was determined that Jeremiah Wright would be too controversial a choice for Attorney General, he was willing to settle for Eric Holder.
- He thinks Keith Olbermann is witty.
Feel free to weigh in.
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May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
It is said that he bows when first meeting a foreign sovereign as a virtuoso bows to the audience after a performance.
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Whenever he utters the words "let me be clear," what follows is either (1) a lie or (2) the fourth distinct position he has taken on a specific issue (and still a lie).
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He has set the record for greatest public speaker in the world who never deviates from strawman arguments and liberal boilerplate.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He thinks football involves a round checkered ball.
He once had a life-affirming vision... of himself.
He thinks Reagan was the preferred weapon of Marvin the Martian.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
"Stay bitter, my people."
Jul '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
His eloquence is legendary. (If by "legendary" you mean "something everyone talks about as though it were true, even though no one's actually seen evidence of it".)
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He wears his jeans above the navel.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He plays ball like a GIRL!
(for anyone who saw The Sandlot)
Jul '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
tabula rasa:
That's reminiscent of the wonderful 1987 essay by historian Paul Johnson: "The Heartless Lovers of Humankind"
Edited on Sep 4, 2010 at 10:11amJul '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Sorry, double post delete at will
Edited on Sep 4, 2010 at 10:16amSep '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He once worked a day in the private sector, "just to see what it's like".
Aug '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He has 57 varieties...I mean States
Sep '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
The best thing he can say about George Bush in his speech about the withdrawal of US combat forces in Iraq is that President Bush supports the troops and loves his country. That's insufferable.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He's a corpse man....