The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Pat Sajak ·
Sep 2, 2010 at 9:36pm
With apologies to the advertising agency responsible for creating Dos Equis Beer’s "The Most Interesting Man in the World," say hello to "The Most Insufferable Man in the World," who happens to bear a striking resemblance to a certain Chief Executive.
- When someone within earshot says, "Thank God," he says, "You’re welcome."
- He takes Joe Biden seriously.
- He looks at Mt. Rushmore as a work in progress.
- He reads the Constitution every day...looking for loopholes.
- He appears on The View because he thinks the hosts are hot.
- At Presidential news conferences, he found Helen Thomas’s questions to be coherent.
- He reads Frank Rich columns with a straight face.
- He thinks he looks really cool on a bicycle.
- When it was determined that Jeremiah Wright would be too controversial a choice for Attorney General, he was willing to settle for Eric Holder.
- He thinks Keith Olbermann is witty.
Feel free to weigh in.
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May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Mr. Sajak, you are a naughty and very funny man!
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
And, in the opinion of Mrs. Sajak, often insufferable.
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He thinks Janeane Garofalo looks even better without make-up
Edited on Sep 2, 2010 at 10:41pmMay '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He reads the Huffington Post for unbiased news reports.
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He thinks the Oval Office looks good in taupe
All the while he plays America for a dope
In college he’s rumoured to have snorted coke
He concedes immigration law is a joke
He treats his wife like a reigning queen
Even when her vacations are obscene
In L.A. his recent fund raising shtick
Gave most motorists ulcers peptic
To Israelis he’s most unkind
Cuz toward Muslims he is inclined
While making the US the world’s biggest debtor
He knows that his life can get no better
He thinks being Prez is a real gas
His only regret is Glen Beck is busting his ...
Jul '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He has the Constitution printed on bathroom tissue.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He reveres himself more than the office he holds.
Aug '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
The world is his oyster, and he wants to eat it.
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
In the words of Winston Churchill: "He's a self made man, who worships his creator." Or: "There, but for the grace of God, goes God."
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He prefers women's panties for the snug fit.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
1. "He can make Massachusetts vote Republican."
2. "I do not often drink beer, but when I do - I drink with Skip Gates."
Edited on Sep 3, 2010 at 6:49amMay '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
When he gives a speech, hurricanes veer away.
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Stay thirsty my friends.
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
When he punches the American people in the face, they say, "thank you."
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He sits when he tinkles.
Sep '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
When a dictator says, "Bow down, America," he says, "How low?"
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
Better yet, he makes Keith Olbermann appear to be humble.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He peppers conversation with words like "reality-based" and "sheeple". And thinks they're really funny.
May '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
"He's a self made man.."
That certainly absolves the Almighty of an terrible responsibility.
Jun '10
Re: The Most Insufferable Man in the World
He views the MSNBC line-up as a bit too conservative.
He loves mankind (it's people he hates).
He's so self-absorbed that he gets mad whenever he sees a Don Equis commericial.