The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Rob Long ·
February 2, 2012 at 5:55pm
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Comments:
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
The pic didn't attach? This is who Dukakis looks like
Jun '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Romney Works to Dispel "Robotic" Image
Edited on February 2, 2012 at 9:01pmOct '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Wow, I leave for a few hours and when I get back, all the good lines are taken. Well, I couldn't top Matthew or Troy on a good day.
Dec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Yes... Yes!
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Congratulations, Mr. President, and welcome to the Oval Office. Chief of Staff Daniels has made all the arrangements."
Nov '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"The big button? Got it ... You're fired! You're fired! You're fired! You're fired too!" Wow, it's just like being there! Man this new first person shooter game 'Bain Drain' really rocks!"
Aug '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"This is amazing! Just press the right button, and the Associated Press covers me with endorsements! Now I know why McCain bought two."
Dec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
ROBOT ROLL CALL!
CAMBOT!
GYPSY!
TOM SERVO!
MIIIIIITTT!
Sep '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
It's just a freaking garage door opener, Mitt. Your chauffeur uses it all the time. It doesn't require safety goggles .
Jul '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Then You've never heard of OSHA.
Oct '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Telecampaigning, because a Cyborg can do all the canvassing and shake all poor people's hand.
May '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"I like being able to taser people!"
Jun '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
"With these new shades, I'm sure to get the youth vote! Time to set phasers on STUNNING!"
"I think I did something wrong, I pressed this button here and now the entire world is overlaid with an AP watermark..."
Oct '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Is there a ''war with China'' in this President simulator ?
Mar '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
Dec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
IT Aide - "Sir, this 'Virtual Mook in Flyover Country' rig will allow you to better connect with regular voters in the Midwest."
Mittens - "Wow! It's as if I'm actually setting on a broken down tweed couch watching a monster truck crush cars on TV."
IT Aide - "Exactly sir. We are working on a Virtual Beer Gullet attachment that you can scratch while you watch, which should complete the effect."
Mittens - "My God. I'll be unstoppable . . ."
Oct '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Romney using a simulator to see what it's like to be a conservative"
"He enjoys firing people so much his mouth waters as he hands you the pink slip"
Oct '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Jul '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Well, Rob.... What's Yer line?
Jan '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"That company's assets are worth twice the share value, Romney said, licking his lips. Buy it up before anyone notices, and sell the pieces - we'll make a fortune!"
Edited on February 3, 2012 at 3:39am