The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Rob Long ·
February 2, 2012 at 5:55pm
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Comments:
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Teleprompters are for Harvard ninnies."
Dec '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Newts big ideas are popular. My tiger team, has come back with a blue ribbon report that indicates that information overlay glasses and phasers are cool with the under 30 demographic that I am not doing well with. Bill, get me some crazy looking glasses and a thing that looks like a phaser quickly!
Oct '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
May '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Oh, wow. This 'virtual poverty' stuff is rough.
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Mitt Romney nervously scans the area for "very poor people" despite his insistence that he's "not concerned" about them.
Dec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"I've seen the future, and it works...for an inflation indexed minimum wage."
Feb '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Iran's nuclear capability forever. Bombing will begin in five seconds. Five... four..."
Apr '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Rewind 20 seconds....Ok. Soledad, I am very concerned about the poor in America..."
Edited on February 2, 2012 at 6:08pmDec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"The real advance of the new Romneybot 3.0 over the outdated 2.0 models, is that it integrates new polling data into it's personality database at 10x the speed, thanks to this new wireless input module."
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"I see a Mastercard, a Discover, and $20. You say this will work on any wallet?"
Nov '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
After Florida, my presidency is a virtual reality.
Jan '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Resistance is futile."
Dec '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"Pyew,pyew, pyew....pyew...pyew, pyew, pyew.......KABOOM!!!"
Edited on February 2, 2012 at 6:19pmJun '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"This reality was brought to you by RomneyCare."
Me: "Why didn't I just take the BLUE pill."
Jan '12
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
2D Mitt trying hard to play a 3D game.
May '10
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"You're right. This national debt visualization software would never work in only 2D."
Edited on February 2, 2012 at 6:47pmNov '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
What, you think I don't shop at Costco?
May '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
"I still don't see why I should be concerned..."
Jan '12
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
Beam me up Newtie
Apr '11
Re: The Mitt Romney Caption Contest
This phaser is fully charged. Now step away from the economy Mr. Obama.
Edited on February 2, 2012 at 6:21pm