The Joke of the Day
Rob Long ·
May 2, 2011 at 2:22pm
So far, anyway. My guess is, this is just the beginning:
Anyone up for a Bin Laden Martini?
It's two shots and a splash.
Heard any others?
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Aug '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
Behold ye the mighty Obama,
Edited on May 2, 2011 at 4:40pmBrought comfort to shocked Alabama,
Friday cracked a few jokes
Even without the smokes
Topped it all then no problem, no drama
Re: The Joke of the Day
What was the last thing said before he was dumped into the sea?
"So long, chum."
Re: The Joke of the Day
There once was a man named Osama
Whose death was okayed by Obama.
But a fellow named Bush
Gave the whole thing the push
That finally ended this drama.
Mar '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
Sports Illustrated: Seals Tap Bin Laden for Final Round
Feb '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
POS OBL KIA
Possible Tabloid Headline or Tee-Shirt
Edited on May 2, 2011 at 5:45pmMar '11
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Cosmo: Weak Men Who Hide Behind Strong Women
Re: The Joke of the Day
The Good News: Osama Bin Laden is now dead
The Bad News: Osama Bin Laden is now registered to vote in Chicago
Feb '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Eskimos?
Eskimos hunt seals.
Edited on May 2, 2011 at 6:14pmMar '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
People Magazine: Osama Slips Off Ship, Goes Snorkeling
Mar '11
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Science Daily: New Compound Crumbles Under Extreme Pressure
Dec '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing said before he was dumped into the sea? 'So long, chum.'" Pat, that's quite enough of the Muslim-baiting.
Jun '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
I heard an internet rumor that Osama was actually hiding in Donald Trump's hair.
Jul '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
"See what happens when you let gays into the military?" (Not mine, but one of the ones I enjoyed most on Twitter last night.)
Apr '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
Joan Rivers tweeted that everyone is happy about OBL's death - except for 72 virgins, who all decided they have headaches.
May '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
Justice has been served.
But Bert is still on the run.