The Joke of the Day
Rob Long ·
May 2, 2011 at 2:22pm
So far, anyway. My guess is, this is just the beginning:
Anyone up for a Bin Laden Martini?
It's two shots and a splash.
Heard any others?
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Re: The Joke of the Day
Not sure you're going to like it:
"Why'd it take me so long to show my birth certificate? I was busy killing bin Laden."
Dec '10
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Tommy De Seno: Not sure you're going to like it:
"Why'd it take me so long to show my birth certificate? I was busy killing bin Laden." · May 2 at 2:28pm
Of course, based on the actual sequence of events, it should be:
"Why'd it take me so long to get Bin Laden? I was too busy hiding my birth certificate."
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, right?
Dec '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
New take on an old joke --
Question : What was the last thing going through bin Laden's mind?
Answer: A 7.62 mm round that's what.
Nov '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
The Islamic extremist, Bin Laden
Departed the cave he had stayed in
For lodgings more ritzy --
A decision quite ditzy --
For his penchant for take-out betrayed him.
Mar '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
Variety: Seals Deal Eels Meal
Apr '11
Re: The Joke of the Day
Johannes Allert: New take on an old joke --
Question : What was the last thing going through bin Laden's mind?
Answer: A 7.62 mm round that's what. · May 2 at 2:42pm
What was the last thing that went through Osama's head?
His teeth.
Dec '10
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Damian Penny
Johannes Allert: New take on an old joke --
Question : What was the last thing going through bin Laden's mind?
Answer: A 7.62 mm round that's what. · May 2 at 2:42pm
What was the last thing that went through Osama's head?
His teeth. · May 2 at 3:11pm
Now there's something to chew on....sorry. Couldn't resist the pun.
Dec '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
Bin Laden should have known better than to open the door: no one sends a candygram for 2 AM delivery!
Mar '11
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IBD: Abbottabad Property Values Fall, Bin Laden Underwater
Dec '10
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Bad enough we had to worry about the mercury content in our fish -- now we have to worry about the LEAD content, too!
Mar '11
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Yup, like Peter Robinson says, Ricochet's got class!
Shave-and-a-haircut, 2 taps...
May '10
Re: The Joke of the Day
From Yahoo: "What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location"
Dec '10
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So Osama gets to the afterlife and George Washington walks up and starts beating him.
Osama tries to run but there's Thomas Jefferson beating him as well.
Soon a small crowd has gathered and they're all giving him a holy beatdown.
He cries out "Allah, where is my reward! Where are my seventy two virgins!"
God says, "It's seventy two Virginians, you moron!"
Dec '10
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Irony: if BinLaden's body has been swallowed by a Jewfish.
Dec '10
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"72 sturgeons?"
Dec '10
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Is Bin Laden still on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List?
Yep, number one, with two bullets.
Dec '10
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tap, tap.
Aug '10
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Super-O, One day he sends Trump back to his Tower, the next he avenges the Twin Towers. Don't these things come in threes?
Aug '10
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Aug '10
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