Adam Freedman · February 26, 2012 at 3:28pm

In honor of Oscar Night, the editors of Bloomberg Law have posted a selection of the top 10 lines from law-related movies.  What do you think? 

I think it's pretty good, but they completely overlooked my all-time favorite Witness for the Prosecution, the 1957 Billy Wilder movie with Charles Laughton, Tyrone Power, and Marlene Dietrich.  It's full of great lines, but I'm especially fond of the moment when Charles Laughton (playing the defense barrister) destroys Dietrich on cross-examination with this:  "The question is whether you were lying then or are you lying now... or whether in fact you are a chronic and habitual LIAR!"

What's your favorite legal movie line?

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Basil Fawlty
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Basil Fawlty

"If the law supposes that, then the law is a ass, a idiot! If that's the eye of the law, then the law is a bachelor. And the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience."

David Holtkamp
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David Holtkamp

"You can't handle the truth!"


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Quinn the Eskimo

"I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should've gotten rid of you instead."  Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

Leporello
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Leporello

Could we please establish a few ground rules for this thread?

  • Anyone quoting from silent movies will get double points.
  • Anyone quoting a John Grisham movie will be suspended.
  • Anyone quoting the final exchange in the last court scene in A Few Good Men will be banned.
Leporello
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David Holtkamp: "You can't handle the truth!" · 2 minutes ago

Dagnabbit!  I knew I should have posted the ground rules faster.

Mothership_Greg
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Mothership_Greg

"Herr Rolfe, I have admired your work in the court for many months. You are particularly brilliant in your use of logic. So, what you suggest may very well happen. It is logical, in view of the times in which we live. But to be logical is not to be right, and nothing on God's earth could ever make it right!"

Leporello
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Leporello

Just about quotation from Intolerable Cruelty, the only movie that ever made me interested in being a lawyer.  This is a particularly good exchange, in the spirit of the great old comedians.  And I would love to have a negotiation like this one sometime (warning: linked video begins with a little colorful language):

Miles Massey: All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy?

Freddy Bender: My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets.

Miles Massey: Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we're dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with "Kershner"?

Freddy Bender: "Kershner" does not apply.

Miles Massey: Bring this to trial, we'll see if "Kershner" applies.

Rex: What's "Kershner"?

Miles Massey: Please, let me handle this.

Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.

Miles Massey: "Kershner" was in Kentucky?

Freddy Bender: "Kershner" was in Kentucky.

Miles Massey: All right, Freddy, forget "Kershner". What's your bottom line?

Freddy Bender: Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets.

Miles Massey: What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten "Kershner"?

jeffp
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jeffp

Do Star Trek episodes count? I love the scene that climaxes in this speech by Samuel T. Cogley, defending James T. Kirk against murder and perjury charges:  “I speak of rights: A machine has none; a man must. My client has the right to face his accuser, and if you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine—indeed, you have elevated that machine above us! I ask that my motion be granted. And more than that, gentlemen, in the name of a humanity fading in the shadow of the machine, I demand it. I demand it!”


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Ralph Baskett

I know its just a TV show but if memory serves...from Boston Legal, James Spader advises a new lawyer, "The secret to persuading a jury is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got in made."

Ben Domenech

Anatomy of a Murder remains my favorite courtroom drama, and not just for the presence of the fetching Lee Remick: "As a lawyer, I've had to learn that people aren't just good or just bad. People are many things."

Percival
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Percival

JACK CADE.
Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows reformation. There shall be in England seven half-penny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hoop'd pot shall have ten hoops; and I will make it felony to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass: and when I am king,- as king I will be,-

ALL.
God save your majesty!

JACK CADE.

I thank you, good people:- there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

DICK.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

-- Henry VI, part 2.

katievs
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katievs

Every line of the courtroom scene of A Man for All Seasons is a gem.

Take this: "The world will construe according to its wits.  This court must construe according to the law."

Or this: "I am the king's true subject, and I pray for him and all the realm.  I do none harm.  I say none harm.  I think none harm.  And if this be not enough to keep a man alive, then in good faith, I long not to live."

Edited on February 26, 2012 at 5:12pm
Percival
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Percival

[Fiorello and Otis P. Driftwood are going over a contract]

Fiorello: The next part, I don't think you're going to like.

Driftwood: Your word's good enough for me.  [They tear out the clause]  Is my word good enough for you?

Fiorello: I should say not.

Driftwood: That takes out two more clauses.

-- A Night at the Opera.

Edited on February 26, 2012 at 4:56pm
DutchTex
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DutchTex

"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes? "


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Alcina

How could they have missed this, from "And Justice for All"?

Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order! 
Arthur Kirkland: You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again!

ShellGamer
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ShellGamer

Percival: [Fiorello and Otis P. Driftwood are going over a contract]

Fiorello:The next part, I don't think you're going to like.

Driftwood:Your word's good enough for me. [They tear out the clause] Is my word good enough for you?

Fiorello:I should say not.

Driftwood:That takes out two more clauses.

-- A Night at the Opera.· 12 minutes ago

Edited 10 minutes ago

And there is no such thing as a sanity clause!

Idahoklahoman
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Idahoklahoman

Also from My Cousin Vinny: "What's a yoot?"

Nic Neufeld
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Nic Neufeld

"The fact of the matter is that war changes men's natures. The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations. Situations in which the ebb and flow of everyday life have departed and have been replaced by a constant round of fear and anger, blood and death. Soldiers at war are not to be judged by civilian rules, even though they commit acts which calmly viewed afterwards could only be seen as un-Christian and brutal.   We cannot hope to judge such matters unless we ourselves have been submitted to the same pressures, the same provocations, as these men, whose actions are on trial." - Maj. J.F. Thomas

From one of my favorite movies, bar none.  The "Rule .303" speech isn't a bad little monologue either.

Edited on February 26, 2012 at 5:52pm
EJHill
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EJHill

From the verdict in Judgment at Nuremberg:

"Janning, to be sure, is a tragic figure. We believe he loathed the evil he did. But compassion for the present torture of his soul must not beget forgetfulness of the torture and death of millions by the government of which he was a part. Janning's record and his fate illuminate the most shattering truth that has emerged from this trial. If he and the other defendants were all depraved perverts - if the leaders of the Third Reich were sadistic monsters and maniacs - these events would have no more moral significance than an earthquake or other natural catastrophes...."

Continued below

EJHill
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EJHill

From above

Spencer Tracy

"But this trial has shown that under the stress of a national crisis, men - even able and extraordinary men - can delude themselves into the commission of crimes and atrocities so vast and heinous as to stagger the imagination. No one who has sat through this trial can ever forget. The sterilization of men because of their political beliefs... The murder of children... How easily that can happen! There are those in our country today, too, who speak of the "protection" of the country. Of "survival". The answer to that is: survival as what? A country isn't a rock. And it isn't an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for, when standing for something is the most difficult! Before the people of the world - let it now be noted in our decision here that this is what we stand for: justice, truth... and the value of a single human being!


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