Claire Berlinski, Ed. · Dec 21, 2010 at 9:51pm

We've got something fun coming up for the weekend. We're working out the details. We want to make sure it stays good, clever, clean fun--as opposed to opening the express road to savagery, barbarism, the loss of Ricochet's good name and blood feuds among our members. (It's a fine line between clever and stupid, you know.) As soon as we get the rules ironed out and the safeguards in place, we'll announce it. 

Don't make too many plans with your families, though. The excitement's all going to be here. 

Editor 1: It's always fun until someone loses an eye.

Editor 2: How can anyone lose an eye? It's the Internet.

  • Comment Filters
Contributor Comments
Member Comments
Comment Popularity

Comments :

Troy Senik

Is it a wet bar? Because I'm pretty sure I had that in my rider and I haven't seen a thing yet.

Kenneth
Joined
Jul '10
Kenneth

Blood feuds?  Honestly, Claire, I've never seen that here. 

Sure, sometimes we say rather nasty things in haste on a particular thread (mea culpa).

But the very next day, on other threads, the same guys who were throwing punches come right back and behave as though the unpleasantness had never happened. It's just too hard to hold a grudge against folks you respect, even when you don't always agree.

Kenneth
Joined
Jul '10
Kenneth
Troy Senik: Is it a wet bar? Because I'm pretty sure I had that in my rider and I haven't seen a thing yet. · Dec 21 at 10:01pm

We don't do wet bars anymore, after the tragic riot at the San Francisco gathering. 

Fortunately, doctors were able to re-attach Peter Robinson's ear and George Savage is learning to adjust to life without a spleen. 

But we're all agreed that you can't have a group of Alpha males like us guzzling alcohol in the company of lissome beauties like Claire and Diane. 

Claire Berlinski, Ed.

(Kenneth is obviously unaware that he's been slated for a show trial and liquidation in the Great Purge.)

Claire Berlinski, Ed.

(And if he wasn't before, he is now, after failing to mention Emily.)

Kenneth
Joined
Jul '10
Kenneth
Claire Berlinski, Ed.: (And if he wasn't before, he is now, after failing to mention Emily.) · Dec 21 at 10:16pm

Emily wasn't present at the San Francisco soiree.  Had she been, I fear the death toll might have been far higher.

Claire Berlinski, Ed.

Nice try, Kenneth. That kind of line ever work to get you out of trouble with a lady before? I didn't think so. 

Pseudodionysius
Joined
Sep '10
Pseudodionysius
Claire Berlinski, Ed.: Nice try, Kenneth. That kind of line ever work to get you out of trouble with a lady before? I didn't think so.  · Dec 21 at 10:22pm

I've scheduled Kenneth for a re-education program.


Joined
Nov '10
Jeff S.

No one's going to lose an eye...the FCC just made the internet all safe and everything.

Stuart Creque
Joined
Dec '10
Stuart Creque

Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

Editor 1: It's always fun until someone loses an eye.

Editor 2: How can anyone lose an eye? It's the Internet.

How?  The same way people always lose an eye on the Internet: they see something that causes them to pluck their own eye out and cast it from them.

Mike LaRoche
Joined
Oct '10
Mike LaRoche

I get the feeling that the "something fun" in question might be a chatroom.

Steven Potter
Joined
Aug '10
Steven Potter

And here I am heading to the remote areas of the Pacific Northwest with no internet connection this weekend for the Christmas festivities.  I'll be interested to see what happened.  Who knows maybe I'll be able to use my cellphone to access the site and see what is happening.

Wylee Coyote
Joined
Jul '10
Wylee Coyote

No savagery or barbarism?  You sure are a wet blanket, Claire.  :(

Cas Balicki
Joined
Jun '10
Cas Balicki

Toga! Toga! Eh, sorry 'bout that got carried away for a moment.

J. D. Fitzpatrick
Joined
Oct '10
J. D. Fitzpatrick

Stuart Creque

How?  The same way people always lose an eye on the Internet: they see something that causes them to pluck their own eye out and cast it from them. · Dec 21 at 11:57pm

Unless you're on the left, in which case you purge your sins by plucking out the eyes of others.

(Because, you know, we'll never get into utopia if people can still see straight.)  

Mike Sierra
Joined
May '10
sierra

Laugh Like Peter Robinson Day?

Kennedy Smith
Joined
May '10
Kennedy Smith

 Oh good, cause I only have the one.  That scene in Kill Bill really put the fear of God into me.

Family, schmamily.  Who needs em?

Jimmy Carter
Joined
Jul '10
Jimmy Carter

Well, just yesterday Peter lost an eye Here at Ricochet (#16).

Edited on Dec 22, 2010 at 7:59am
~Paules
Joined
Jun '10
~Paules

Claire Berlinski, Ed.:  

Editor 1: It's always fun until someone loses an eye.

Editor 2: How can anyone lose an eye? It's the Internet.

You're going to bring back lawn darts? 

Kennedy Smith
Joined
May '10
Kennedy Smith

 Lawn darts rock.  Wounds pass, but memories are forever.


Would you like to comment on this Conversation?

Become a Member for $3.67 a month.

Join the Conversation
Already a member? Sign In
Loading
Welcome Visitor

Already a Member?
Please Sign In

Become a Member to enjoy the full benefits of Ricochet:

Join Ricochet today!

Already a Member? Sign In