Sex, Lies and Haircuts
Bill Whalen ·
Jun 3, 2011 at 10:58am
The following is lifted from page 8 of the federal indictment against John Edwards -- one of the hush-fund donors complaining to an Edwards staffer about their man's mistreatment:
I was sitting alone in a grim mood -- furious (sic) that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me -- from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign -- please send the bills to me . . . It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions.
Don't you just hate it when the government tells you where you can or can't your get hair cut, and interferes with your pursuit of New Age spiritualists?
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May '10
Re: Sex, Lies and Haircuts
If the checks listed on page 9 are for haircuts, that must be one hell of a barber.
Mar '11
Re: Sex, Lies and Haircuts
The baldist subtext of your question offends me.
May '10
Re: Sex, Lies and Haircuts
As a physician working in NC, nothing would make me happier then for this ambulance chasing shyster, who nearly destroyed obstetrical care in this state, to go the federal pen and be introduced to joys of prison life.
Sep '10
Re: Sex, Lies and Haircuts
I despise John Edwards, but I think John Hinderaker is probably right
May '11
Re: Sex, Lies and Haircuts
If Edwards actually sees the inside of a 'Crossbar Hilton', I'll be thinking: The 'Breck Girl' goes to prison to get a boyfriend! Sometimes... sometimes... the forces of good win out over evil. (Or in this case, good wins our over silly, coiffured, vanity.)