James Lileks · Jan 2, 2011 at 10:08pm

Saw this tonight at Target, and thought: whoa. Our own Pat is in GAME FORM.

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My Wii avatar looks like dorcus humunculus, so I have to admire anyone who can translate to the medium without looking like an unrecognizable digital simulacrum. Imagine you could be a game: what would your character do? What would be the plot, the quest, the goal? 

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outstripp
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outstripp

Online Community Organizer. The goal would be to get ten people to agree on anything.  If you succeed, you lead them in a denial-of-services attack on a Virtual City Hall,  demanding that their website be wheelchair accessible.  It's a race against time.  And as Einstein pointed out, time is not distributed equally...at least until YOU overthrow the system.

StickerShock
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StickerShock

 My game would not be a big seller, but I would enjoy having more control in the gaming world than is possible in the real world.  My character is The Mom.  The plot:  Nagging my kids but trying to disguise it as casual conversation.  The quest:  Guiding them safely through school & their social world & dating & career decisions.  The goal:  Short term --- to hear an occasional "You were right about that, mom."  Long term --- Healthy & happy adult children of good character who visit frequently with their spouses & my grandchildren.

KayBee
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KayBee

I actually gave my sons (ages 9 and 13) this game for Christmas.  Believe it or not, it was THE hit of Christmas morning.  My older son's eyes lit up, and my younger son said:  "JAWDROP."  It was the first thing they wanted to play with after all the wrapping paper was cleared up.  (Pat, if you're reading this, the Wii Speak function needs some work!)

Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

Does Cyber-Vanna get to keep the cyber-dresses she wears?

Tripedis Canis
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Tripedis Canis

Finding things in my house. The levels:

1. Copy of Norton Anthology of English Literature that I've had since college to read Addison & Steele essay.

2. Bottle of distilled water for child's science experiment, due tomorrow.

3. Youngest child's left sneaker five minutes before basketball practice.

Boss round: locate and get rid of the black hole that all these things disappear into.

Wylee Coyote
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Wylee Coyote

I would be in a game called Super Downtown Bike Cop Challenge.

There would be a sweet slo-mo crash feature, and Halloween Night would be a boss fight.

I also suggest we all start lobbying Nintendo to rush development on Dave Carter's 18 Wheels of Fury.

James Poulos, Ed.
KayBee: I actually gave my sons (ages 9 and 13) this game for Christmas.  Believe it or not, it was THE hit of Christmas morning.  My older son's eyes lit up, and my younger son said:  "JAWDROP."  It was the first thing they wanted to play with after all the wrapping paper was cleared up.  (Pat, if you're reading this, the Wii Speak function needs some work!) · Jan 3 at 6:44am

Excellent, KayBee. We Got Wii Wheel for Christmas from my sister. I didn't say "Jawdrop," but only because I didn't realize this was cool to say. Rigorous Poulos family testing permits me to provisionally conclude that Player 1 faces invidious discrimination -- in the form of constantly being made to land on BANKRUPT. Spread the wealth around, Pat!

Pseudodionysius
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Pseudodionysius

My version of the game appears to be defective.

sawatdeeka
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sawatdeeka

Tripedis Canis: Finding things in my house. The levels:

1. Copy of Norton Anthology of English Literature that I've had since college to read Addison & Steele essay.

Tripedis, I can relate to missing the anthology. But not the Addison and Steele essay.

Ursula Hennessey

I've been thinking about this post for several days, but I only opened the comments today. StickerShock, I love your idea! My idea was also to be a Mom, but to do it through the eras. Like, navigate the Middle Ages as a mom, or the 1800s American prairie, or ancient Egypt, etc. Success in certain eras would be nurturing/protecting all children so they live to be adults (probably nearly impossible in some eras), or pulling off farmwork while also parenting, cooking, and cleaning a house with a dirt floor (!) ... Your version could be part of the modern era, where ensuring survival or success is passing on our wisdom effectively! And, I disagree, your game would be a HUGE seller. (Maybe even become a reality show!)

StickerShock:  ... My character is The Mom.  The plot:  Nagging my kids but trying to disguise it as casual conversation.  The quest:  Guiding them safely through school & their social world & dating & career decisions.  The goal:  Short term --- to hear an occasional "You were right about that, mom."  Long term --- Healthy & happy adult children of good character who visit frequently with their spouses & my grandchildren.

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