Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Rob Long ·
June 24, 2010 at 3:33am
My submission: "Thanks for the job offer, Steve, but I already work for a psychopath."
And......go!
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Comments:
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"What would I have done? In Russia, we have place for people who lose secret devices. We call it Gulag."
Jun '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
So, Comrade Jobs, you think the lines in your Apple Stores are long?
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Steve: I'm a Mac.
Medvedev: I'm a PC.
Jun '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Join us - and together we can destroy the 'don't be evil' empire and rule the galaxy as father and son.
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
I'm deeply shocked that nobody has yet gone with the Yakov Smirnoff lay-up: "In Soviet Union, something somethings you". But can't think of one. Need a writing staff.
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"You know, Steve, mouse and graphical user interface actually invented by Russian, in 1942."
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
I see that you are on the Lubyanka Prison Diet...
OK, was that too far?
So lets go with....
In America, you listen to iTunes. In Soviet Russia iTunes listens to you!
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
In old Soviet Union, we wear same drab t-shirt every day, too.
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Charles Allen: I see that you are on the Lubyanka Prison Diet...
OK, was that too far?
So lets go with....
In America, you listen to iTunes. In Soviet Russia iTunes listens to you! · Jun 23 at 8:05pm
We have a winner.
Jun '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Steve: If you can change, and I can change, maybe we all can change!
Medvedev: You're not human... you're like a piece of iron....I must break you.
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"Dmitri ... you're kidding. A purple sports coat?"
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
S: “We’re thinking about releasing a large passenger vehicle in Russia. We’re calling it the iVan. See what I did there?”
D: “Impossible. In my country government controls autos.”
S: “Just joshin’, Dmitry. Oh, and samesies!”
D: “So, you are absolutely positive HBO is not looking to replace Jeremy Piven?”
Jun '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"Polonium in his tea! Ha! Y'know,you're a real laugh-riot, Dmitri! ... OMG, you're not kidding, are you?!"
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"Yes, is true -- iPad in each pocket. I give you my tailor."
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"You said you show me silicon valley. I see no cleavage."
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
No really, I can do it, I've got a lot of experience as a PA
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"No, I assure you -- you will follow me on Twitter."
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
Brow = low...
Steve, you fool! You will NEVER ship enough iPads to staunch the flow of Reds from Mother Russia!
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
"And I thought I loved closed marketplaces."
May '10
Re: Ricochet Caption Contest #1
1. "Is not lie. Spandex make top of line sportcoat. See?"
2. "I wish to meet David Hasselhof - can you make this happen?"