Rob Long · June 24, 2010 at 3:33am

My submission: "Thanks for the job offer, Steve, but I already work for a psychopath."

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And......go!

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Scott Immergut
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Scott Immergut

"What would I have done? In Russia, we have place for people who lose secret devices. We call it Gulag."

The Impudent One
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The Impudent One

So, Comrade Jobs, you think the lines in your Apple Stores are long?

Caroline
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Caroline

Steve: I'm a Mac.

Medvedev: I'm a PC.

Chris Mancil
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Christopher Mann

Join us - and together we can destroy the 'don't be evil' empire and rule the galaxy as father and son.

Kennedy Smith
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Kennedy Smith

I'm deeply shocked that nobody has yet gone with the Yakov Smirnoff lay-up: "In Soviet Union, something somethings you". But can't think of one. Need a writing staff.

Daniel Frank
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Daniel Frank

"You know, Steve, mouse and graphical user interface actually invented by Russian, in 1942."

Charles Allen
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Charles Allen

I see that you are on the Lubyanka Prison Diet...

OK, was that too far?

So lets go with....

In America, you listen to iTunes. In Soviet Russia iTunes listens to you!

Scott Reusser
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Scott Reusser

In old Soviet Union, we wear same drab t-shirt every day, too.

Scott Reusser
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Scott Reusser

Charles Allen: I see that you are on the Lubyanka Prison Diet...

OK, was that too far?

So lets go with....

In America, you listen to iTunes. In Soviet Russia iTunes listens to you! · Jun 23 at 8:05pm

We have a winner.


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Samwise Gamgee

Steve: If you can change, and I can change, maybe we all can change!

Medvedev: You're not human... you're like a piece of iron....I must break you.

Daniel Frank
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Daniel Frank

"Dmitri ... you're kidding. A purple sports coat?"


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Joe Steinbronn

S: “We’re thinking about releasing a large passenger vehicle in Russia. We’re calling it the iVan. See what I did there?”

 

D: “Impossible. In my country government controls autos.”

 

S: “Just joshin’, Dmitry. Oh, and samesies!”

 

D: “So, you are absolutely positive HBO is not looking to replace Jeremy Piven?”

Harrison Flynn
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Harrison Flynn

"Polonium in his tea! Ha! Y'know,you're a real laugh-riot, Dmitri! ... OMG, you're not kidding, are you?!"

James Poulos

"Yes, is true -- iPad in each pocket. I give you my tailor."

Andrea Ryan
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Andrea Ryan

"You said you show me silicon valley. I see no cleavage."

F. L. Booth
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Don Robinson

No really, I can do it, I've got a lot of experience as a PA

James Poulos

"No, I assure you -- you will follow me on Twitter."


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afflatusPA

 

Brow = low...

 

Steve, you fool! You will NEVER ship enough iPads to staunch the flow of Reds from Mother Russia!

Ben Domenech

"And I thought I loved closed marketplaces."

Matthew Gilley
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Matthew Gilley

1. "Is not lie. Spandex make top of line sportcoat. See?"

2. "I wish to meet David Hasselhof - can you make this happen?"


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