Rob Long · July 31, 2012 at 7:48pm

Enough said:

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Diabolically brilliant.

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Foxman
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Foxman

Cruel and unusual

Fake John Galt
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Fake John Galt

I think requiring children to do chores is now considered cruel and unusual punishment and most likely torture under modern day definitions.   WiFi may even be considered a individual right in some jurisdictions.  So while clever and appealing I suspect you may get sued or jailed if you actually tried something like this.

ctruppi
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ctruppi

Don't let child services get wind of this abuse!

EJHill
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EJHill

There are not words to adequately express my admiration...

J.Voss
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J.Voss

It is great... right up until the point that the child just uses 3g and racks up a huge bill.  Otherwise, I like it.

Edward Smith
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Edward Smith

Are they sleeping with a sword under their pillow, lest their children mount a Wifi Spring?


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Erik B
J.Voss: It is great... right up until the point that the child just uses 3g and racks up a huge bill.  Otherwise, I like it. · 0 minutes ago

A second post-it maybe?

"Want your SIM Card/Smartphone password? ..."

Still, a law requiring internet companies to change passwords of clients regularly would work better and spare parents the difficulty of parenting.

J.Voss
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J.Voss

Erik B

A second post-it maybe?

"Want your SIM Card/Smartphone password? ..."

Oh yes! Now that I like !

Percival
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Percival

I've often pondered what Machiavelli's mom did to get little Nicky to clean up his room.

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Arahant
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Arahant

Love it!

The King Prawn
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The King Prawn

Fail. My children have nothing with which to use wifi.

John Peabody
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John Peabody

Um, I've been doing this with my kids for awhile. Didn't know it was "post-worthy", it just seemed like a good idea (and damn effective, too, I might add). 

Edited on July 31, 2012 at 8:44pm
ConservativeWanderer
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ConservativeWanderer

It's clear that what we need is universal internet, to be marketed as ObamaNet.

  • The government will ensure that everyone has internet service.
  • Children will be able to use their parent's internet service until age 26, regardless of chore doneness status.
  • Pre-existing connections will not cause someone to be denied internet service.
  • The government will regulate what providers can charge for internet service.
  • The government will levy heavy taxes on "Cadillac" internet plans, such as cable internet, because it's just not fair that one person can download a pirated copy of the latest flick faster than someone else can.
  • The government will also heavily tax internet device manufacturers to cover the cost of providing internet to those of low incomes.

Hmmm... I'm running out of ideas...

Edited on July 31, 2012 at 8:53pm

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Wordcooper
  • ObamaNet will also protect you from nasty RIGHTWING websites like Ricochet...
Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this.  I don't want her getting any ideas when I'm supposed to be cleaning the kitchen...

Indaba
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Indaba

Wish I had seen this sooner.

ConservativeWanderer
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ConservativeWanderer

Wordcooper · 54 minutes ago

  • ObamaNet will also protect you from nasty RIGHTWING websites like Ricochet...
  • ObamaNet will mandate that everyone must have an internet connection at all times, and said internet connection must provide 24/7/365 access to all of Lightworker Obama's speeches and written works.
Mel Foil
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Mel Foil
Foxman: Cruel and unusual ·
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iWc
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iWc

If this qualifies of parent of the decade, then I am in the running for the century. My kids work for me, not the other way around.

Skyler
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Skyler

That only works until the kid realizes that physical access to the wireless router allows him to control its password.


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