There's no one funnier than the hilariously evil Greg Gutfeld, of FoxNews' Red Eye. His recent book is hilarious.
He's reached a new level of mischief. And this time, he's serious. He's raising money to buy a place close to the Ground Zero Mosque. He's going to open a business there:
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
Which immediately spawned a huge Twitter meme of people trying to name the new place. Most of them are objectionable, of course -- but a few aren't.
This strikes me as exactly what the response should be to the GZM. As Greg says:
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
What a fantastic troublemaker.
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Jul '10
Re: Outfidels
How about "My Sharia Mor"?
Jul '10
Re: Outfidels
Will the architecture feature rampant minarets?
May '10
Re: Outfidels
My contributions from last night:
The Prophet and His Beard
Snakes on a Plane
Sultan of Ahlgrabya
One in Allah
Allah Make You Hollah
Hussein Me?
Aug '10
Re: Outfidels
Actually, "Outfidels" seems like a pretty good name.
Or how about Alhombre (combo of Alhambra and al hombre, meaning "to the man")?
May '10
Re: Outfidels
Cordoba Leather Factory?
Aug '10
Re: Outfidels
Besides the Old Alhombre, it could be called The Oasis, or perhaps Turkish Delight (though this last one seems a bit effeminate and unfair to Turks...)
Whatever the name, they could serve meze, turkish coffee... and a hookah here and there would add a Byronic touch.
Jul '10
Re: Outfidels
Ishtar?
This completely made my day.
Jun '10
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The Camel's Hump
Re: Outfidels
Okay, for me , I like "Ishtar" and "My Sharia Amor" -- but keep them coming. As a service to Greg. (Who really does deserve some kind of medal or commendation for this masterstroke of insight.)
The way we're going to win the country back -- win the culture back, especially -- is with fearlessness and wit and humor and people like Greg, who manage to make their points with cleverness and mischief.
Aug '10
Re: Outfidels
Wickedly funny and ripe for the picking! Yes, Greg Gutfeld is perilously close to national treasure status, so he'd better watch it. How about "Allah's Con on the Western Front"?
May '10
Re: Outfidels
Where do we donate?
Jul '10
Re: Outfidels
Anyone else following the "dialogue" between Greg and Park51 on Twitter? They really, REALLY seem irked by this.
May '10
Re: Outfidels
Mu-hamena-hamena-hamed's Place
May '10
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The Allaaah-oooh-aaahk Bar
Aug '10
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Flaming Mo's?
Jul '10
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Dick's Cabaret.
May '10
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The 6th Prayer. (inspired by the 19th hole)
Korandy.
May '10
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The Sultan's Closet.
May '10
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I kind of like "Suspicious Package."
May '10
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The Halal Sausage Fest