Pat Sajak · Dec 18, 2010 at 6:14am

Political observations from the Caribbean: none.

Social observations from the Caribbean: when  a brief shower passes through, those little umbrellas in the drinks don't provide much protection.

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AngloCon

Pat,

The umbrellas are for shade.

Lady Kurobara
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Lady Kurobara

 Life is good, huh, Pat?


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Your Grace

If it's Jamaica, mon, don't wonder into town without a heavy military escort.

outstripp
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outstripp

Barry didn't invite you to Hawaii?

Jason Hart
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Jason Hart

Dear Sajak,

On behalf of the Midwest readership, allow me to offer consolation. It's "warmed up" in Ohio, which means the snow that's on blacktop will likely melt today.

Stay strong, brother. Don't let the tropics bring you down.

K T Cat
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K T Cat

 Pat, you just don't have enough of those umbrellas collected yet.

katievs
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katievs

Listen people, those umbrellas have nothing to do with weather! 

They are a sobriety test.  Twirl them between thumb and forefinger.  If they get airborne, you're good to go.  If they fall flat, it's time to stop.

Edited on Dec 18, 2010 at 8:19am
Pseudodionysius
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Pseudodionysius

The little umbrella never did much for Wile E Coyote either.

Aaron Miller
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Aaron Miller
K T Cat:  Pat, you just don't have enough of those umbrellas collected yet.

Correct. Keep drinking.

Kennedy Smith
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Kennedy Smith

 Did you take the rest on a gift certificate?  And how many times have you heard that?

flownover
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flownover

Thanks for your work with the less-than-fortunate in the islands .A sacrifice like yours provides the inspiration for all us during this Christmas season. Tipping is alot like those kettles. Please order another round and tip heavily.

God bless us everyone !

-The Ghost of Frufru Cocktails Past

Funeral Guy
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Funeral Guy

No Pat, they don't.  But if you hold on to it real hard you can use it to parasail. 

Tom Lindholtz
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Tom Lindholtz

The umbrellas are to keep your drink from being diluted.  They thereby prevent you from being guilty of alcohol abuse.

Jimmy Carter
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Jimmy Carter

If Yer umbrellas can't provide protection, then Yer drinks are too small. 

Misthiocracy
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Misthiocracy

Observations from Soviet Canuckistan on people who post observations from the Caribbean while I am stuck making observations in Soviet Canuckistan:

  • Grrrr....
  • Booooo...
  • Hisss....
  • Grumble grumble grumble...
  • Mutter mutter mutter...
  • Phooey!
  • Humbug!

Take you pick, Mr Sajak!


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