Observations From the Caribbean
Pat Sajak ·
Dec 18, 2010 at 6:14am
Political observations from the Caribbean: none.
Social observations from the Caribbean: when a brief shower passes through, those little umbrellas in the drinks don't provide much protection.
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Oct '10
Re: Observations From the Caribbean
Pat,
The umbrellas are for shade.
Nov '10
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Life is good, huh, Pat?
Jul '10
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If it's Jamaica, mon, don't wonder into town without a heavy military escort.
May '10
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Barry didn't invite you to Hawaii?
May '10
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Dear Sajak,
On behalf of the Midwest readership, allow me to offer consolation. It's "warmed up" in Ohio, which means the snow that's on blacktop will likely melt today.
Stay strong, brother. Don't let the tropics bring you down.
Sep '10
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Pat, you just don't have enough of those umbrellas collected yet.
May '10
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Listen people, those umbrellas have nothing to do with weather!
They are a sobriety test. Twirl them between thumb and forefinger. If they get airborne, you're good to go. If they fall flat, it's time to stop.
Edited on Dec 18, 2010 at 8:19amSep '10
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The little umbrella never did much for Wile E Coyote either.
May '10
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Correct. Keep drinking.
May '10
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Did you take the rest on a gift certificate? And how many times have you heard that?
Aug '10
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Thanks for your work with the less-than-fortunate in the islands .A sacrifice like yours provides the inspiration for all us during this Christmas season. Tipping is alot like those kettles. Please order another round and tip heavily.
God bless us everyone !
-The Ghost of Frufru Cocktails Past
Dec '10
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No Pat, they don't. But if you hold on to it real hard you can use it to parasail.
May '10
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The umbrellas are to keep your drink from being diluted. They thereby prevent you from being guilty of alcohol abuse.
Jul '10
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If Yer umbrellas can't provide protection, then Yer drinks are too small.
Aug '10
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Observations from Soviet Canuckistan on people who post observations from the Caribbean while I am stuck making observations in Soviet Canuckistan:
Take you pick, Mr Sajak!