As mentioned on Rush Limbaugh's program today, POTUS would be thrilled if you shared your special day with him by registering for campaign donations in lieu of presents.
And why stop there? Barack Obama baby showers. Barack Obama lingerie showers. Barack Obama money dances. Barack Obama house warming parties. Because you don't actually need money or presents, but Barack Obama does.
Go check out the post and hilarious comments on the President's reelection campaign site. They surely won't last long.