North Korea Votes Itself the Second Happiest Nation on Earth
China, according to them, is the happiest nation on earth. But that may just be sucking up to their powerful, and generous, neighbor to the northwest. If China is in fact happier than North Korea, maybe North Korea needs to open some KFC's and Haagen-Daz shops.
In case you're interested, the United States ranks 203rd.
North Korea has released its rating of countries based on happiness, awarding China perfect marks. Where does North Korea place itself and others?
North Korea magnanimously gave away the number one spot and ranked itself second with 98 points out of 100.
Rounding out the top five are Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela.
Getting a dismal 3 happiness points and holding onto last place is the United States, referred to as “the American Empire.”
Probably the only people in the world who still believe in the "American empire" are the North Koreans. Barack Obama has already disabused everyone else of that notion.