"Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
Ben Domenech ·
December 8, 2011 at 11:25pm
Today Politico's Playbook named "Newt Judges You" the "Tumblr of the Year," a category which I'm told comes with a gigantic cash prize and almost certainly will not exist in two years. "What's a Tumblr, daddy?" the kids will ask. And I'll tell them: "Well, I was wearing an onion in my belt, as was the style at the time..."
You can run, David, but you can't hide.
I encourage you to check it out, as it's been updated a few times, and probably will be updated a few more. I've got more vintage pics of Newt which are pretty amusing.
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Aug '10
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
No kidding!
Seeing Brookie Snooks caught in such a ridiculous pose makes me warm to the poor sap a little.
A little.
Nov '11
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
“Askance. Look it up. I’ll wait.” - Hilarious.
Apr '11
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
Hah! Those made me chuckle.
Nov '10
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
Laughed 'til I almost choked. Thanks Ben. Those are just hilarious!
Aug '10
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
DB on the phone with RL:
"Oh, it's you, Rob! Yeah, I just tried that moisturizing shower gel with eucalyptus you like so much. I'm so exfoliated that I'm tingling all over. Great stuff! Really turbocharges the ol' metrosexuality."
Edited on December 9, 2011 at 2:36amMay '10
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
It was a yellow onion. You couldn't get the white ones, on account of the war.
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong.
May '11
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
Ben Domenech
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong. · Dec 8 at 9:37pm
Thank you for this award. It is a tribute to this great country, that a man who once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt could win back your trust...
Jul '10
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
“Two strikes, Blitzer. Don’t test your luck with a third.”
Mar '11
Re: "Newt Judges You" Named "Tumblr of the Year"
Ben,
Such a brilliant little tumblr. Well done. My favorites:
1) "Wait, stop. I’m going to let you think about what you just said before I destroy you."
2) "You. In the back. Shut the hell up."