Today Politico's Playbook named "Newt Judges You" the "Tumblr of the Year," a category which I'm told comes with a gigantic cash prize and almost certainly will not exist in two years. "What's a Tumblr, daddy?" the kids will ask. And I'll tell them: "Well, I was wearing an onion in my belt, as was the style at the time..."

You can run but you can't hide

You can run, David, but you can't hide.

I encourage you to check it out, as it's been updated a few times, and probably will be updated a few more. I've got more vintage pics of Newt which are pretty amusing.

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Midget Faded Rattlesnake
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Midget Faded Rattlesnake

No kidding!

Seeing Brookie Snooks caught in such a ridiculous pose makes me warm to the poor sap a little.

A little.

Daniel Perez
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Daniel Perez

“Askance. Look it up. I’ll wait.” - Hilarious.

C. U. Douglas
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C. U. Douglas

Hah!  Those made me chuckle.


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Copperfield

Laughed 'til I almost choked.  Thanks Ben.  Those are just hilarious! 

Midget Faded Rattlesnake
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Midget Faded Rattlesnake

DB on the phone with RL:

"Oh, it's you, Rob! Yeah, I just tried that moisturizing shower gel with eucalyptus you like so much. I'm so exfoliated that I'm tingling all over. Great stuff! Really turbocharges the ol' metrosexuality."

Edited on Dec 8, 2011 at 5:36pm

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PJ

It was a yellow onion. You couldn't get the white ones, on account of the war.

Ben Domenech

PJ: It was a yellow onion. You couldn't get the white ones, on account of the war. · Dec 8 at 6:51pm

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong.


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Ningrim

Ben Domenech

PJ: It was a yellow onion. You couldn't get the white ones, on account of the war. · Dec 8 at 6:51pm

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong. · Dec 8 at 9:37pm

Thank you for this award. It is a tribute to this great country, that a man who once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt could win back your trust...

Michael Tee
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Michael Tee

“Two strikes, Blitzer. Don’t test your luck with a third.”

Crow's Nest
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Crow's Nest

Ben,

Such a brilliant little tumblr. Well done. My favorites:

1) "Wait, stop. I’m going to let you think about what you just said before I destroy you."

2) "You. In the back. Shut the hell up."


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