Most likely To randomly Capitalize: Jimmy Carter.
Most likely to label someone a managerial progressive: Paul Rahe.
Most likely to accept that label: Duane Oyen.
Most likely to know the appropriate hymn for the occasion: Katievs.
Editor's Note: If you're not a member, there's no way you will be named most likely to burn the joint down, most likely to force readers to run for their dictionary or most likely to succeed in making others laugh.