Andrew Klavan mocks nearly every cherished Anti-Semite meme the left has.  Hilarious.

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River
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River

Yes! The best ever, and destined to be a classic. I'm going to use "the one-state solution" in conversation the very next time I have a chance. Brilliant.

If the Jews ran America we'd probably be showing a 14 trillion-dollar profit.

Mel Foil
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etoiledunord

If only Middle-Eastern Muslims wanted freedom. They don't. They want religious conformity, period. Freedom is the obstacle.

Cas Balicki
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Cas Balicki

I love Andrew Klavan's satire, I think it very funny. But in this case I have only one question: Why are we always laughing and They always killing? I think we need to do some serious killing to balance the scales, then, perhaps, Mohammed and the boys can spend some time doing satire, which I'm sure would be a real hoot.

Whiskey Sam
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Whiskey Sam

Great stuff, right up there with Barack the Magic Suit.

Pseudodionysius
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Pseudodionysius
Cas Balicki: I love Andrew Klavan's satire, I think it very funny. But in this case I have only one question: Why are we always laughing and They always killing? I think we need to do some serious killing to balance the scales, then, perhaps, Mohammed and the boys can spend some time doing satire, which I'm sure would be a real hoot. · Jun 2 at 6:41pm

"There are no jokes in Islam" - Ayatollah Khomeini

Troy Senik

How many more videos before we officially declare Andrew Klavan a national treasure?

Cas Balicki
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Cas Balicki

Pseudodionysius

Cas Balicki: I love Andrew Klavan's satire, I think it very funny. But in this case I have only one question: Why are we always laughing and They always killing? I think we need to do some serious killing to balance the scales, then, perhaps, Mohammed and the boys can spend some time doing satire, which I'm sure would be a real hoot. · Jun 2 at 6:41pm

"There are no jokes in Islam" - Ayatollah Khomeini · Jun 2 at 6:54pm

That pretty much depends on what you think of Islam itself.

John Lamoreaux
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John Lamoreaux
Cas Balicki: Why are we always laughing and They always killing?

Good plan. But I think there may be an alternative -- one that doesn't require us to do the killing and the dying.

Get Terry Jones or Ann Barnhardt to burn a Koran every Friday.

The jihad-ninjas would be so busy rioting and killing each other, that the Marines could finally finish the mission with which they were tasked -- installing indoor plumping in a country that has absolutely no strategic value, except for Pakistanis and the world's junkies.

45 Korans ought to be enough to complete the mission.

As always, the downside is price. To purchase that many Korans, you'd need at least $500 -- and in real money that's like 100 rounds for the M4, at retail prices (15 rounds if the government's buying).

If the alternative's ten more years, it might well be worth the tax hike.

Denise Moss

The only thing that angers me about Klavan's one-state solution is that I didn't think of it first.   I'll be trotting it out often.  Thanks, Andy.

cdor
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cdor

 I'm still laughing.

outstripp
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outstripp

Actually, most of those lands, including Gaza, were Christian at one time.  Time for reparations?


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Boots on the Table
Denise Moss: The only thing that angers me about Klavan's one-state solution is that I didn't think of it first.   I'll be trotting it out often.  Thanks, Andy. · Jun 2 at 7:48pm

I love the video.  Andrew does it again!

However, The "one state" solution was developed in detail, if I remember correctly, Revelations 19-20.  Seems like the plan has been in the works for thousands of years.

Pseudodionysius

Cas Balicki: I love Andrew Klavan's satire, I think it very funny. But in this case I have only one question: Why are we always laughing and They always killing? I think we need to do some serious killing to balance the scales, then, perhaps, Mohammed and the boys can spend some time doing satire, which I'm sure would be a real hoot. · Jun 2 at 6:41pm

"There are no jokes in Islam" - Ayatollah Khomeini · Jun 2 at 6:54pm

No wonder there are no jokes in Islam.

George Savage

When I'm president, Andrew Klavan will be my secretary of state.

I'm going straight to bed to dream about his One State Solution(TM).

Edited on Jun 2, 2011 at 11:08pm
Kennedy Smith
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Kennedy Smith

 Is there anything that couldn't be improved with more klesmer music?

Judith Levy

Love it. Thanks, Andrew.

Western Chauvinist
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Western Chauvinist
etoiledunord: If only Middle-Eastern Muslims wanted freedom. They don't. They want religious conformity, period. Freedom is the obstacle. · Jun 2 at 6:06pm

Remind you of any other group?  You have identified precisely the thing American Leftists and ME Muslim have in common, only for Leftists, the religion is Statism.

Cindy
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May '10
Cindy

Great post!

Aaron Miller
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May '10
Aaron Miller

Brilliant, as usual.

Unfortunately, Andrew has it backwards. Because Israel is a tolerant and open society, demographic changes could ultimately be its undoing. Unless Israeli Jews and Christians procreate at a faster pace than Israeli Muslims, it will eventually cease to be a Jewish sanctuary.


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