Men & Women in a Nutshell
Rob Long ·
February 2, 2013 at 2:31am
From Mashable.com, this is the note between two 8th graders on the verge of a very tearful breakup:
An exchange to be repeated in a variety of ways, endlessly, until death.
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Jan '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Is fried chicken a euphemism?
Jul '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
In his defense, it was really good fried chicken.
Apr '12
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Was there any doubt which was the girl and which the boy?
May '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Technically there's a 50% chance the chicken eater is the girl -- because, you know, there's no real differences between boys and girls. These two will learn that at college.
Jul '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Jeez. Get a cell phone, will Ya?
Dec '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
That picture pretty much explains the demise of my marriage.
Oct '12
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Clearly the only solution is to learn how to fry chicken...I could help her with that, as could any Southern woman worth her salt.
Apr '11
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If it lasts beyond this, it is lasting. Questions asked, questions answered.
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This, I think, is the proper conservative answer.
Aug '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
What a masterpiece!
You have discovered the middle school equivalent of Heloise and Abelard!
We must find these young lovers and draft a great romantic drama.
The "hero loses it all point" will be when the young woman realizes it isn't just any Fried Chicken she is competing with, it is Church's Fried Chicken (or whoever else we can get to do product placement in our magnum opus).
Mar '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
My money says in 60 years this boy will drop his snow globe and utter softly his last words... "fried chicken"
May '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Women are from Venus. Men are from KFC.
Dec '12
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
Edited on February 2, 2013 at 4:43amJul '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago
That's what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing.
Sep '10
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Sisyphus
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago
That's what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 0 minutes ago
Well played.
Aug '12
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Pseudodionysius
Sisyphus
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago
That's what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 0 minutes ago
Well played. · 34 minutes ago
I think you mean touché
Dec '12
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Sisyphus
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago
That's what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 43 minutes ago
Picket or redwood slats?
Apr '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
My first self-made ringtone was a Ben Johnson line from "The Last Picture Show" - - - SHUT UP, WOMAN, AND CHICKEN-FRY ME A STEAK!
Apr '11
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
Sisyphus
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is though his stomach? · 1 minute ago
That's what they taught Mrs. Sisyphus in fencing. · 1 hour ago
Thrust in low tierce.
Oct '12
Re: Men & Women in a Nutshell
3rd angle projection
What's the saying, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? · 1 hour ago
Edited 34 minutes ago
Yes, truth for the ages...and it is confirmed every day here in the house of men.