Claire Berlinski · Aug 2, 2010 at 5:53am

Moving right along on our neighborhood lunatic tour, Ahmadinejad says he's ready for "face-to-face talks" with Obama:

"We are ready to sit down with Mr Obama face-to-face and put the global issues on the table, man-to-man, freely, and in front of the media and see whose solutions are better."

Yeah, that I'd like to see.

Ahmadinejad: All the troubles of the world can be blamed on the foreign devils—the Americans, the Israelis, the British and the decadent Octopus!

Obama: It's not surprising that you're bitter and clinging to anti-foreign devil sentiment as a way to explain your frustrations--

Ahmadinejad: Thanks to God, this germ of corruption will be wiped out! The octopus's days are numbered!

Obama: Why can't I just eat my waffle?

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Wylee Coyote
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Wylee Coyote

Obama: Yes, your statement about annihilating Jews from the face of the Earth is concerning, but first I'd like to discuss the Arizona law...

Cas Balicki
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Cas Balicki

Obama: I only have one question about your anihilating the Jews face of the earth, can you wait until after November 2012? There's a good fellow.


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