Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak ·
Oct 23, 2010 at 8:03am
Now that National Public Radio has officially become a laughingstock, there are likely to be a lot of NPR jokes making the rounds. To facilitate the process, I've written some setups:
- These correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar...
- What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a...
- A lot of people think NPR stands for National Public Radio. Actually, it's...
- How can you tell when a memo from NPR is distorting the truth?
- Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and..
- Juan Williams is in trouble again. This time he...
- Another NPR employee is being fired. Apparently he was overheard...
- The Democratic Congress just renewed funding for NPR if they promised to...
- The Republican Congress just renewed funding for NPR on the condition that...
- What's the difference between NPR and Twitter?
- Did you hear NPR's new advertising slogan? It's...
- I love NPR's new logo. It's...
Have fun.
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Aug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
I'll take the easy one -
How can you tell when a memo from NPR is distorting the truth?
When it's a memo from NPR.
Jun '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
When it's presented to you with a soothing monotone voice.
Aug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
When it's not blank.
Jun '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar...to meet their principal source for an investigative piece about what makes Sarah Palin tick. They all walk up to the bartender, and ask him to direct them to the right booth. "NPR, okay, Bernardine Dohrn is waiting for you over there...MSNBC, yup, Gloria Steinem is waiting for you over there...and Fox, Sarah Palin called, she'll be about five minutes late."
Aug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
Twitter is just for little twits.
Edited on Oct 23, 2010 at 8:31amJul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
didn't tell the truth.
May '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
These correspondents from Fox, MSNBC and NPR walk into a bar and they see a man dressed in traditional Muslim garb drinking a Martini. The Fox correspondent remarks, "Funny, I didn't know Muslims could drink." The MSNBC correspondent rebukes him, "Don't be ignorant, you racist Islamophobe." The NPR correspondent didn't say anything because he was already hiding under a table.
May '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
No Returns Radio.
Pat Sajak:
...Radio Rastafaria? They heard NPR was weeding out its contributors.
Pat Sajak:
NPR doesn't need 140 characters to bore you.
Jul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
talking to Bret Baier.
Jun '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Juan Williams is in trouble again. This time he...
. . . accepted an invitation from Sarah Palin to dine on moose limbs.
Jul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
continue their longstanding commitment to diversity.
Aug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
telling the truth.
What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with a zombie?
You get back the same NPR correspondent, actually.
NPR: We're Not Partisan -- Really!
George Soros in his silky heart boxer shorts.
Edited on Oct 23, 2010 at 9:07amAug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
BP Capital? *
They have finally found a way to make wind farms efficient!
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* BP Capital is the energy investment company owned by T Boone Pickens, the madcap millionaire with a thing for wind.
Edited on Oct 23, 2010 at 8:51amSep '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
What do you get when you cross an NPR correspondent with an ESPN correspondent?
Keith Olbermann.
Jun '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Did you hear about the big merger between NPR and . . . Pravda?
I didn't think so. No one else noticed either.
Jul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
We can only please one person per day.
Edited on Oct 23, 2010 at 9:18amJul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
Biting the hand that feeds us.
Aug '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
Not Perceiving Reality
or
National Preachy Radio
or
Never Particularly Riveting
or:
Nebbish Pansies' Radio
Not Particularly Relevant
Neo-Progressive Radio
New Pravda Radio (thanks, ~Paules)
Nebbish Prevarication Resources
Not Practicing Reporting
Sep '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
...Inspire Magazine? They had to lay off the magazine writers, as they were "redundant".
Jul '10
Re: Laughing at NPR
Pat Sajak:
admitted he's been rooting for the US in Afghanistan.