A bizarre, yet instantly classic encounter at Arlington Cemetery this weekend seemed like a real life version of Celebrity Deathmatch:
The two groups were gathered outside the main gate of the cemetery, final resting place for the nation's war heroes.
To which side shall the thinking man lend his support? Abigail Phelps, taking a momentary pause from welcoming the deaths of American soldiers as God's just punishment for tolerating gays, attempts to help us make up our minds with a devastating takedown of the KKK:
"They have no moral authority on anything," she told CNN. "People like them say it's white power ... white supremacy. The Bible doesn't say anywhere that it's an abomination to be born of a certain gender or race."
Yes, good point. The fairest measure by which to compare dueling hate groups is definitely their "moral authority".