It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Diane Ellis, Ed. ·
Oct 31, 2010 at 7:39pm
Last week, Pat presented us with the liberal media's cheat sheet for explaining away the results of Tuesday's midterms.
And now, for your gaming pleasure, a handy dandy bingo board courtesy of EJHill to help you keep track of the cornucopia of liberal media excuses.
How to play: Print out your Ricochet bingo board, complete a square by noting the media outlet on which you hear each excuse, and be sure to take a swig of your favorite adult beverage for every square completed. Complete a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line of squares to get a BINGO.
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May '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Said I'd bring the hooch, but not enough to ration a Wellington army. Dear Lord, we'll all be paralytic by 8:30 ET. Typing insights with our foreheads like "afjsdhjfh zzzz yay! alkhfgh"
Jul '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Diane,
Forgive me for being a wet blanket, but isn't BINGO supposed to be hard to accomplish?
I'm sorry but I'm sure that one can achieve blackout on that card before the poles close on the west coast.
And Oh By the Way;
I cannot engage in that drinking game either. (I'm on call and have to be at work Wednesday Morning.)
Edited on Oct 31, 2010 at 8:15pmOct '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
You could play that game on any given night watching MSNBC and be inebriated inside of five minutes.
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Jaydee_007:
And Oh By the Way;
I cannot engage in that drinking game either. (I'm on call and have to be at work Wednesday Morning.) · Oct 31 at 8:14pm
Edited on Oct 31 at 08:15 pm
Apple cider. Unspiked. It's the next best thing.
Aug '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Why does our President hate the Southland Corporation?
Jul '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
All right, I think I have a workable model.
You start with some serious carbs, and a designated enabler, then:
Whiskey for 1/2 hour. (Up to 2 hours if you're exclusively watching FOX)
Beer for two-three hours.
Champagne for 1/2-1 hour, with apple, cheese, & charcuterie.
Water, lots of water.
More water.
The designated enabler (preferably someone who likes you) is in charge of the remote, with a hair trigger on the mute button, and if needed, numerous distracting dvds on hand.
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Palaeologus
All right, I think I have a workable model.
You start with some serious carbs, and a designated enabler, then:
Whiskey for 1/2 hour. (Up to 2 hours if you're exclusively watching FOX)
Beer for two-three hours.
Champagne for 1/2-1 hour, with apple, cheese, & charcuterie.
Water, lots of water.
More water.
The designated enabler (preferably someone who likes you) is in charge of the remote, with a hair trigger on the mute button, and if needed, numerous distracting dvds on hand. · Oct 31 at 9:20pm
This is an excellent model. I need an enabler. Now accepting applications.
May '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Your Honor, I sez, I was just trying to make a merry little amusement. No, I sez, I did not think Diane and three quarters of the membership of Ricochet were going to use Liberal Media Bingo as a way to get schnockered. It has to be a coincidence, I sez, that sixteen children born in the same week of September 2011 were all nicknamed EJ....
Please Bingo Responsibly
Edited on Oct 31, 2010 at 9:42pmAug '10
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Wait, wait, Ladies and Gentlemen, hold your cards...hold your cards...we may have a winner already! Shucks, this is going to be too easy to get liver damage. Perhaps we can jazz this up with multi-dimensional Bingo: a different card for each nooze exhaust. I just hope we get some permanent political bang for our voting buck. I do hope in the coming decade(s?) as the Tea Party matures and (hopefully) replaces crony Republicanism, that we can see well-developed, conservative theories of governing. The Left has a theory of governing. It is a very bad theory, on this we agree. The non-statists now need a theory that is better fleshed out than "we want small government." Sure, we want small and de-centralized government. But for this to work and not repeat the embarrassing post-'94 Republican cave-in, we need sound details. In some cases, we will need to beef up certain functions of individual state governments. In other cases, private entities will best do the job. But we better continue talking about rational transitions. But for now, I think I am going to get started on celebrating. Pop! And, oh my, another Bingo!
May '10
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I have a masters in enabling. Unfortunately, I'm on the other side of the country(the right side).
May '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Diane Ellis, Ed.
Apple cider. Unspiked. It's the next best thing. · Oct 31 at 8:17pm
Meaning it's nothing like the real thing. As one with terminal liver disease, I know this all too well (sighs wistfully).
May '10
Re: It's Time For Liberal Media BINGO!
Palaeologus
Whiskey for 1/2 hour. (Up to 2 hours if you're exclusively watching FOX) · Oct 31 at 9:20p
Nonono, if you're exclusively watching Fox, you miss out on half the fun. I urge anyone with an "only watch Fox" rule to suspend it for this night. You'll thank me. Big, sloppy buffet pans of schadenfreude, kept warm by endless supplies of sterno. If you want to see Rob's stages of grief played out live on the teevee, this is your night.
And then head straight for the confessional and sin no more. Shame on you, you horrid, horrid people.
At Command Central of my media empire, I plan to flip between lefty channels, clicking between Ricochet and Ace of Spades (for the naughty bits; hate to think how soon you'd pass out if you drank for every f-bomb).
Sep '10
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If one is looking for a Fox alternative that is perhaps not as ridiculous as MSNBC, ABC will have Dana Loesch and Andrew Breitbart as commentators during their coverage.
Jul '10
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Kennedy Smith
Nonono, if you're exclusively watching Fox, you miss out on half the fun. I urge anyone with an "only watch Fox" rule to suspend it for this night.
I couldn't agree more. My dad, on the other hand, detests listening to the opposing team's announcers even when his squad is winning.