I predict the MSNBC responses to spare you the viewing agony...
Matthews: "Was this the greatest debate performance of the last 50 years...or the last 100? Maybe it was the greatest debate performance in the history of civilization. I dunno. Also, why didn't Mitt Romney just wear a pointy white hat? Only a racist would debate this President."
Maddow: "I'd make a long, discursively snarky remark that amounts to a semiotic Sunday drive through my quirky but incredibly narrow view on the political landscape, but SQUEEEEEEE!"
Schultz: "Comrades, the vanguard requires the firm leadership of President for Life Obama. Tonight, we move forward into the glittering socialist future. Kulaks, beware!"
O'Donnell: "Did I mention I wrote for the West Wing? Did I? Are you sure?"
Olbermann (lurking outside): "Spare a quarter for an old newsman down on his luck, SIR?"