I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
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Sep 7, 2011 at 1:29pm
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Dec '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Just pave the way to end obamacare instead of actually ending it? How about eliminate red tape rather than just cutting through it? Start a trade war with China? Empower businesses and workers? How, pray tell? I've been under the impression for years that "empower" is a left code word for telling the cold and hungry "Go, I wish you well; keep warm and well fed," without actually doing anything about it.
Sep '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick.
Dec '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Punch one in the nose then explain yourself by saying you felt a surge of empowerment.
Jun '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Pseudodionysius: Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick. · Sep 7 at 7:47am
Ha, ha! I feel the same way about "ick", "ickiness", "icky". A woman I worked with used that word in all its variants virtually everyday. Set my teeth on edge.
My biggest pet peeve is "irregardless" or hearing someone say "exspecially" with the "x" sound. Makes my skin crawl.
Jun '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Great headline, Casey.
I think Mitt is running for Pat Sajak's job. Perhaps Pat could critique his presentation skills. It looks like he is wearing a suit coat and not a navy blazer with his khaki pants, a clear fashion violation for one so preppy.
If Mitt is elected will the banners be in the Oval Office?
By "empowering American businesses and workers" does Mitt plan to aid Jimmy Hoffa and the unions to help them "take out" members of the Tea Party? Specifics beyond bullet-pointed platitudes would be welcome.
Jun '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Brian Watt
Pseudodionysius: Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick. · Sep 7 at 7:47am
Ha, ha! I feel the same way about "ick", "ickiness", "icky". A woman I worked with used that word in all its variants virtually everyday. Set my teeth on edge.
My biggest pet peeve is "irregardless" or hearing someone say "exspecially" with the "x" sound. Makes my skin crawl. · Sep 7 at 8:55am
And if you'll empower me to make this last digression...my x-wife and I had left a party in West Los Angeles one evening but were still a bit hungry as the party food was fairly meager. We pulled into the parking lot of Gladstone's for Fish on Pacific Coast Highway at around 11:00 PM and asked the parking attendant if the restaurant was still serving. He replied: "I don't know but I'll axe my supervisor." To which I replied "Good heavens, man - don't do that!"
Mar '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Brian Watt
Brian Watt
Pseudodionysius: Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick. · Sep 7 at 7:47am
Ha, ha! I feel the same way about "ick", "ickiness", "icky". A woman I worked with used that word in all its variants virtually everyday. Set my teeth on edge.
My biggest pet peeve is "irregardless" or hearing someone say "exspecially" with the "x" sound. Makes my skin crawl. · Sep 7 at 8:55am
And if you'll empower me to make this last digression...my x-wife and I had left a party in West Los Angeles one evening but were still a bit hungry as the party food was fairly meager. We pulled into the parking lot of Gladstone's for Fish on Pacific Coast Highway at around 11:00 PM and asked the parking attendant if the restaurant was still serving. He replied: "I don't know but I'll axe my supervisor." To which I replied "Good heavens, man - don't do that!" · Sep 7 at 9:10am
I could care less if you make one last digression.
Dec '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Casey
Brian Watt
And if you'll empower me to make this last digression...my x-wife and I had left a party in West Los Angeles one evening but were still a bit hungry as the party food was fairly meager. We pulled into the parking lot of Gladstone's for Fish on Pacific Coast Highway at around 11:00 PM and asked the parking attendant if the restaurant was still serving. He replied: "I don't know but I'll axe my supervisor." To which I replied "Good heavens, man - don't do that!" · Sep 7 at 9:10am
I could care less if you make one last digression. · Sep 7 at 9:34am
Go ahead; we'll wait.
Aug '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Looks more like the big board on Family Feud than the big board on Jeopardy.
Mar '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Sale of the Century may be even more appropriate for Mitt.
Mar '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
HA, just saw the pic on Mollie's post.
Can't you picture it?
ANNOUNCER: TIME TO PLAY.....
AUDIENCE: ASK........... MITT.......... ANYTHING!!!!!
Mar '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Packaged. Scripted. Mitt.
Sep '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Brian Watt
Pseudodionysius: Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick. · Sep 7 at 7:47am
Ha, ha! I feel the same way about "ick", "ickiness", "icky". A woman I worked with used that word in all its variants virtually everyday. Set my teeth on edge.
My biggest pet peeve is "irregardless" or hearing someone say "exspecially" with the "x" sound. Makes my skin crawl. · Sep 7 at 8:55am
Its a twofer. I chose that word deliberately because its got that jarring Mrs. Thurston Howell III vibe to it combined with the cheezy faux tough guy verve of empower. As Jonah would say: "Man, that really harshes my mellow."
Sep '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
There's nothing that quite says "Android American" like a tie and dockers outfit.
Sep '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Casey
Sale of the Century may be even more appropriate for Mitt. · Sep 7 at 11:21am
I must say Casey, I do like the cut of your jib. Tally ho ol' boy.
Dec '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
That's a darn fine blazer. I don't care what anyone says.
Jul '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Yep. I've always said he'd make a great game show host. But president? I don't think so.
Jan '11
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
This must work. Sad. We are doomed.
May '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Don't get me started on "opportunity."
May '10
Re: I'll Take 'Cut Red Tape' For $100 Mitt!!
Pseudodionysius: Empower is a word I'd like to see enter the dustbin of history. I work with people all day long who say "empower".
Ick. · Sep 7 at 7:47am
my field is worse...I hear "unpack", "rubric", and now...ugh.."de-envelope"