How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Nathan Harden ·
November 28, 2012 at 4:26am
Sandra Fluke, famous advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time to the highest bidder for an online "strategy session."
I kid you not. According to the site Bidding for Good, "Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience."
This week, Ms. Fluke was nominated as a potential TIME magazine person of the year. So, be warned, her price may soon be going up. I must ask, Ric-readers. How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?
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Oct '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Thanks, little makes me laugh out loud anymore. Borebom is a tough nut. Already decided to pull the Exorcist deal on a Liberal friend.
If that dialog does not work, it will be "Begone Damn Spot !"
There will be a sense of humor, yet the point will be made.
May '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Does the price include the cheap motel room?
Jun '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Sandra isn't the worst, more left unhinged, Naked Protesters Storm Boehner’s Office chanted, “Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick.”
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
I think I'd rather take my Furbee out of the deepest reaches of a dark cupboard.
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
It's tax-payer subsidized.
May '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
tabula rasa: Obama: Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing.
Fluke: Timeperson of the year of demanding that we pay for her contraceptives.
The downward trajectory remains on track. · 1 hour ago
This sad country grows more bizarre and absurd by the hour.
May '11
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
"In other words, we need a giant pool of people who are also selling an hour of their time. Maybe we need an individual mandate to require every American to sell an hour of their time, whether they want to or not. They can sell it on specially made, heavily regulated government auction websites. That will somehow lower the cost of everyone's time, to the point where they can give it away for free!"
Isn't this the logic that gave us the Carbon Credit industry?
May '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Got quite a chuckle from this comments thread. Thanks for posting, Nathan. I think the jokes have all been told by now, so I'll not attempt.
Dec '11
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
So what is she going to do, tell people to talk alot until Rush says something unkind then mug outrage?
Woooo strategy.
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Joan Greathouse: She looks like Ashton Kutcher.
. · 8 hours ago
Ouch Joan! Did Ashton punk you on his show or something. That is quite a shot to say someone looks like Sandra Fluke. Those might be fightin words.
Sep '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
All this because her priest wouldn't buy her condoms?
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Has someone already come up with a lewd suggestion of how that time could be spent?
Jun '10
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
See the entire satirical thread here...
Jun '11
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Rush has to be bidding on this...
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
The problem with Naked Protesters is that too often they arenexactly the sort of people you don't want to see either Naked or Nekkid.
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
$110?
The ladies of the evening at the cheap Vegas brothels charge more than that for a photograph of themselves - clothed!
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
And is she actually the older, cross-dressing brother?
May '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Well, I'm out of things to say about this "lady".
Jun '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
Carver
See the entire satirical thread here... · 26 minutes ago
That was heavy. Thank Goodness I didn't hit the facebook button to share. Keep children away before your open the thread.
Jun '12
Re: How Much Would You Pay for 1 Hour With Sandra Fluke?
BrentB67
Joan Greathouse: She looks like Ashton Kutcher.
. · 8 hours ago
Ouch Joan! Did Ashton punk you on his show or something. That is quite a shot to say someone looks like Sandra Fluke. Those might be fightin words. · 1 hour ago
Really? I thought Ashton admires this kind of people. Not sure if she is his taste though.
Edited on November 28, 2012 at 3:17pm