Kenneth · May 23, 2011 at 7:38am

I've noted here before that I'm no fan of team sports.  But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate athleticism. 

Here's my nomination for greatest athlete of all time.  Anyone care to argue?

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Dave Molinari
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Dave Molinari

I heard he took on a great hobby after retiring.


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Elizabeth Dunn

 What about the 'Biscuit?

Kenneth
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Elizabeth Dunn:  What about the 'Biscuit? · May 22 at 10:46pm

Ah, Seabiscuit had a heart big enough to heal a nation.  But he never won by 30 lengths.  God bless 'em both. 

Kenneth
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Kenneth

Poor Sham, in any other year, he'd have been a legend, but he was up against a "tremendous machine". 


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Elizabeth Dunn

Sham was one righteous dude:

Before 134, 476 fans, the largest crowd to see a horse race in the United States to that date –Sham ripped two teeth out on the starting gate at the Kentucky Derby.

Kenneth
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Kenneth

I actually get teary-eyed watching the races of Seabiscuit, Secretariat, Mine That Bird and the sublime Zenyatta. 

Who gets weepy watching the Lakers?

J. C. Casteel
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J. C. Casteel

 I dunno.  I sob when I watch this.

EJHill
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EJHill

The greatest athlete of all time was George Herman "Babe" Ruth. Everybody knows about the 714 home runs, but the Babe had a .342 lifetime batting average, won 94 games as a pitcher with a stellar 2.28 ERA and did most of it while being horribly out of shape. If the man had only laid off the hot dogs and the donuts who knows what he would have done.

(By the way, is it really "athleticism" for a horse, or the fact that some little man is on top hitting you with a leather crop? Because if it's the latter SF must be home to the world's largest collection of "athletes.")

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EJHill

(By the way, is it really "athleticism" for a horse, or the fact that some little man is on top hitting you with a leather crop? Because if it's the latter SF must be home to the world's largest collection of "athletes.") · May 23 at 6:17am

I now will change shirts after snorting coffee thru my nose.


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Boots on the Table

Perfection does exist!

EJHill
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EJHill

Let me expand on my previous notion. Horses are not athletes. They do not train for racing on their own initiative. They do strategize while in a race. They do not have feelings of competitiveness or rivalry. If they understood what they were doing it wouldn't take three guys to get them into the starting gate. They are just dumb animals who are being used to get even dumber animals to place bets on them.

Edited on May 23, 2011 at 7:49am

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Boots on the Table

EJHill: Let me expand on my previous notion. Horses are not athletes. They do not train for racing on their own initiative. They do strategize while in a race. They do not have feelings of competitiveness or rivalry. If they understood what they were doing it wouldn't take three guys to get them into the starting gate. They are just dumb animals who are being used to get even dumber animals to place bets on them. · May 23 at 7:48am

Edited on May 23 at 07:49 am

Seems like this would explain the Los Angeles Lakers

F. L. Booth
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F. L. Booth

June 9th 1973, the greatest race I had ever seen. I was able to sneak off to the bar to watch the race, I was attending a wedding reception, mine. Lots of memories of that day, but having two major events linked that way is awesome, as was Secretariat. 

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Robert Lux
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Robert Lux

I've actually always been oblivious to horse-racing . . .

I actually got a bit choked up watching that.  Thanks for sharing. 


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Carver

 My mother is a huge fan of horse racing. She is convinced that thourougbreds know they are racers and love to do it. My experience with domesticated animals suggests she may be right. But regarding wild animals, what is the deal with basketball? Is this not the rudest sport ever? The players are perpetually snatching at one another and speaking horribly. It is absolutely unsportsmanlike in that the deliberate breaking of the rules (fouling) is essential to a winning strategy. I learned this when I was repeatedly fouled by opponents as a ten year old in a church gymnasium. I thought at the time that Jesus must be a sort of auxiliary referee in that context so I was completely flummoxed by the situation.

show MLH's comment (#16)

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MLH

 There are three animals which will run themselves to death. . .two will do it at the third's bidding.

KC Mulville
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F. L. Booth:   I was attending a wedding reception, mine. 

That's hilarious. Needed more than a Like.

tabula rasa
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tabula rasa

Two thoughts: Did anyone notice the American flag flitting through the picture when they were on the backstretch?  Something symbolically just right about that.

If Evan Thomas had called Secretariat "some kind of God," I'd have agreed with him.  He picked the wrong object to deify.

Yes, I also got choked up.

Edited on May 23, 2011 at 8:15am

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Carver

 I break off to compose a post and get beat to the punch by Boots' one liner...

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Mark Monaghan

Somewhere on the Serengeti plain there is a lioness who could have eaten Secretariat's lunch.  In fact, she'd have eaten Secretariat for lunch.  I'm not sure that makes either an athlete.  On top of that, both Floyd Landis and Tyler Hamilton have testified that Secretariat was on the juice.


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