Claire Berlinski, Ed. · April 15, 2012 at 6:56am

I woke up this morning with a few minor complaints about my life. You know, the usual--not making enough money, not focused enough, too many unanswered e-mails, hostage to seven emotionally needy cats. Then I read about the Secret Service sex bust, and I decided my life was just fine.

Can you imagine how those idiots are feeling right now? I am so glad, I am so deeply grateful, I am so infinitely thankful, that I am not one of the Secret Service agents who has just been busted not only for soliciting hookers in Cartagena but for being too cheap to pay the bill. I am so glad I am not now in a plane en route to explain that to my wife.

Thank you, God.  

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Tom Lindholtz
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Tom Lindholtz

Think how much money you'd have if you weren't buying cat food.  Two problems solved.  No need to thank me.  ;-)

KC Mulville
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KC Mulville

Many of the reports are repeating the claim that this incident has "upstaged" Obama's presence at the Summit of the Americas to discuss trade with Central and South America.

Nah. It took a hooker scandal to bring any attention to such a waste of time in the first place. 

It's good to know we're establishing a reputation of not paying up. 

Barfly
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Barfly

The tone always comes from the top. Sleazy self-indulgence on the cheap.

10 cents
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10 cents

It is so easy to make a joke about this but it is not funny for the families involved. I don't feel like piling on.  I hope we can all learn that "No will find out" is a fallacy. 

What were they thinking? 

The problem was they weren't.

Ajax Telamônios
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Ajax Telamônios
Claire Berlinski, Ed.: I am so glad I am not now in a plane en route to explain that to my wife.

You have a wife?

Edited on April 15, 2012 at 8:55am
JM Hanes
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JM Hanes

What a week:  White House insider goes after stay-at-home moms, Obama nabs lower tax rate than his secretary, while his secret service advance team expects to party with prostitutes for free....

How's that War on Women meme workin' out for ya?

Israel P.
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Israel Pickholtz

Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

Thank you, God.   · · 2 hours ago

You choose your own behavior, like these guys chose theirs.

This is not exactly "Thank God" territory.

Glenn the Iconoclast
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Glenn the Iconoclast

Could I borrow one of your cats?  The Mighty Hunter?

See, one of the banks I clean has a rat living in the trash can in front, and it alarms both of us when I empty it.

I'm pretty emotionally remote, but I promise to lavish some on the kitty who rids me of this problem, after both the bank and my boss have failed to address the issue.

I'm not Pro-Cat, but I'm Anti-Rat.

Probably, I need a terrier.

Aodhan
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Aodhan

Secret service agents receiving secret services? What next!

Basil Fawlty
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Basil Fawlty

10 cents:

What were they thinking? 

The problem was they weren't. · 5 hours ago

I'd say it was more a problem of what they were thinking with.

To me, the oddest part of the story is this: 

". . .the Defense Department announced that five military personnel, who are staying at the same hotel, violated curfew Wednesday night and have been confined to their rooms."

Perhaps I've been out of the military for too long, but this sounds like something out of a class trip.

SMatthewStolte
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SMatthewStolte

Although I think there’s a scriptural teaching against this sort of gratitude (Lk 18), I am still very amused.

Severely Ltd.
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Severely Ltd.

Basil Fawlty: To me, the oddest part of the story is this: 

". . .the Defense Department announced that five military personnel, who are staying at the same hotel, violated curfew Wednesday night and have been confined to their rooms."

Perhaps I've been out of the military for too long, but this sounds like something out of a class trip. · 9 minutes ago

Something to do with Community Organizing, no doubt.

SMatthewStolte
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SMatthewStolte
I am so glad I am not now in a plane en route to explainthatto my wife.

Honey, I haven’t seen the records about who was reprimanded. I know three people who share my name, so I’m not sure if those represent the … er, person we’re … if they represent me, per se, necessarily. So I really can’t comment. Let’s focus on what the issue here is. 

Del Mar Dave
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Del Mar Dave

Israel Pickholtz

Claire Berlinski, Ed.:

Thank you, God.   · · 2 hours ago

You choose your own behavior, like these guys chose theirs.

This is not exactly "Thank God" territory. · 4 hours ago

Israel, I agree wholeheartedly.  We all make choices every minute of every day, and the Secret Service agents made theirs.

Claire: Thank you for choosing well and treating us to your insights.

Fred Cole
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Fred Cole

Seven cats?  C'mon.  You're puttin us on.

Let's see some pictures.

Percival
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Percival

It's a good thing those Columbian cops didn't find the dufflebag full of blow.  Now that would have been embarrassing.

Jimmy Carter
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Jimmy Carter

"Secret Service John functioning improperly. Talking to the prostitute he was quoted as saying, 'Just jiggle the handle.'"

10 cents: It is so easy to make a joke about this but it is not funny for the families involved. I don't feel like piling on.   · 6 hours ago

It's this kind of public ridicule that may prevent others from performing the same behavior.

Jeff Petraska
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Jeff Petraska

I encourage folks to go over to Prager University (www.prageruniversity.com) and watch the videos "Key to Happiness and Goodness" and "The Welfare State and the Selfish Society".  Both mention the value of gratitude in a moral society.


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Sandy

Misplaced or not, a little gratitude, with some pity thrown in, is not a bad way to start the day.  Oh, and it helps that it happened  on Obama's watch. Thanks, Claire.

Aodhan
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Aodhan

It's all Bush's fault!

Sandy: Misplaced or not, a little gratitude, with some pity thrown in, is not a bad way to start the day.  Oh, and it helps that it happened  on Obama's watch. Thanks, Claire. · 4 minutes ago

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