Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill ·
May 4, 2012 at 12:20am
THE WHITE HOUSE
To: David Plouffe
Re: Marketing Campaign
Dave,
Obviously the Hope and Change thing is a bit worn. Come up with something simple the average idiot voter can understand. Try to keep it to a single word.
Thanks,
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May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
I think this sheep thing is out of control. One of us will be reported for being a Wo0ly Bully.
Edited on May 3, 2012 at 11:03pmJul '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
This may blow the main feed but when I was suddenly single I moved to a patients guest house and on arrival he had placed a blow up sheep on my bed with red writing on the side that said " I love ewe".
You do not live out west without a plethora of jokes regarding such critters but they won't be listed here in full. The punchlines though.....
1) A good sheep will do that for you.
2) OK, but do I have to put my head in the fence.
3) Out of all those sheep you picked the ugliest one.
4) Doesn't what your dad does bother you?
Naaaaaaaaaa.
Edited on May 3, 2012 at 11:05pmMay '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
It's the postgame stuff that kills you...
Mar '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Hey, aren't they supposed to be Lemmings?
Dec '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
I love it - the Ricochet page just posted it on Facebook, so I got to like it there as well!
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
The sheep are good. Lemmings would be better.
Jun '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
I was raised on a sheep farm. Sheep are really quite stupid, but not that stupid. It requires the homo liberalis to be that clueless.
But I quibble. It's a great image, and let's face it, the sheep lobby isn't all that strong anyway. Certainly in the E. J. Hill Top Ten.
Edited on May 4, 2012 at 12:56amAug '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Well, with a record like Obama's, you sure don't want anyone looking backward!
Aug '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Forward - cause that's how we like our women.
Aug '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Another fine example of Obama leading from behind!
Jul '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
@ DocJay #22: So you are from the part of the country where men are men and the sheep are nervous?
Jul '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
The car would have been the Volt, I presume.
EJHill
Confession: The sheep were already composited when I found the image by Googling "off a cliff." My original intent was to put the word Forwardover the image of a car careening into a canyon. · 6 hours ago
Dec '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
This way to the Obama Gate (take off on Golden Gate). Many of my critics have said I am making empty promises. They cannot see the way to the future. But for everyone that has cross over Obama Gate, we have had no complaints. My critics see this as a bridge to no where. To my critics I say since Obama Gate has open the government has reduced dramatically Social Security payments and health care cost. We are bending the cost curve down. Surprisingly the demand for new employees has gone way up.
"Obama Gate your portal to the other side"
Jul '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
See #23, it appears Flossie was respected in the morning.
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
DocJay: This may blow the main feed but when I was suddenly single I moved to a patients guest house and on arrival he had placed a blow up sheep on my bed with red writing on the side that said " I love ewe".
You do not live out west without a plethora of jokes regarding such critters but they won't be listed here in full. The punchlines though.....
1) A good sheep will do that for you.
2) OK, but do I have to put my head in the fence.
3) Out of all those sheep you picked the ugliest one.
4) Doesn't what your dad does bother you?
Naaaaaaaaaa. · 4 hours ago
Edited 4 hours ago
Why do you think they call it animal husbandry?
Oct '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Pondered when the Lemming reference would come into play.
Then there is the priceless J. Carson skit as The Great Carnac.
Sis, Boom Baaahhh.
Poor Taxpayer Husbandry there.
Edited on May 4, 2012 at 4:56amOct '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill: I think this sheep thing is out of control. One of us will be reported for being a Wo0ly Bully. · 6 hours ago
Edited 6 hours ago
Carefull, one might be branded a Racist for such unbounded humor.
Nov '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Mark Belling Fan
EJHill
He said... sheepishly. (Rammedthat one through, didn't I?) · 6 minutes ago
You two are baaahhd. · 7 hours ago
Those are truly laaamb, guys!
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
If I get accused of being a Wooly Bully, Dan Savage will show up with Shaun the Sheep. It does get better.
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
This is for EJ's wish from Comment # 15:
Stolen from: http://twitpic.com/9gur1m
Edited on May 4, 2012 at 5:27am