Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill ·
May 4, 2012 at 12:20am
THE WHITE HOUSE
To: David Plouffe
Re: Marketing Campaign
Dave,
Obviously the Hope and Change thing is a bit worn. Come up with something simple the average idiot voter can understand. Try to keep it to a single word.
Thanks,
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Feb '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Like!
(So good we should pay you extra?)
Edited on May 3, 2012 at 5:23pmJul '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
I was thinking more like the cream of manhood going over the top into machine guns on day one of the Somme. Your picture is nicer.
Jun '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Wouldn't Democrats shear the sheep before they send them over the cliff? At least the wooliest 1% would get sheared to the skin.
Jun '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Hilarious point! And so very true.
Nov '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
You mean the sheer drop isn't enough?
Nov '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Main Feed, please? Also, can we have bumper stickers? I love it.
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
How many of the 1% are sheep? I thought they were all wolves preying on the 99% of the flock.
Mar '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Almost all your work is good, but at the times when you hit the mark it's out of the park.
Nov '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill
How many of the 1% are sheep? I thought they were all wolves preying on the 99% of the flock. · 32 minutes ago
Half right: the villainous 1% are wolves in sheep's clothing - clothing they stole off the backs of the sheep, of course!
Oct '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Where is the Pied Piper image ?
Oct '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
On any BO campaign poster!
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Confession: The sheep were already composited when I found the image by Googling "off a cliff." My original intent was to put the word Forward over the image of a car careening into a canyon.
Dec '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Lest the Ovine Anti-Defamation League comes after you for underestimating the brainpower of sheep (hard to do, believe me), you might just point out that its a case of art imitating life.
Jul '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill
Confession: The sheep were already composited when I found the image by Googling "off a cliff." My original intent was to put the word Forwardover the image of a car careening into a canyon. · 29 minutes ago
So you're saying they bleat ewe to it?
Edited on May 3, 2012 at 8:55pmMay '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
He said... sheepishly. (Rammed that one through, didn't I?)
Sep '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill
He said... sheepishly. (Rammedthat one through, didn't I?) · 6 minutes ago
You two are baaahhd.
May '11
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Mark Belling Fan
EJHill
He said... sheepishly. (Rammedthat one through, didn't I?) · 6 minutes ago
You two are baaahhd. · 12 minutes ago
So sad that I can "Like" each pun only once!
May '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
Is a joke funny if you have to shepherd your audience through it?
Jun '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill
Is a joke funny if you have to shepherdyour audience through it? · 1 minute ago
Yes, especially if they don't flock to it. (Or cotton to it? -- no, that doesn't work. I'll keep trying.)
Sep '10
Re: Genius. (You Can't Beat it with a Stick.)
EJHill
Is a joke funny if you have to shepherdyour audience through it? · 1 minute ago
Frankly EJ, I don't give a lamb.