Fill In The Blank Friday
Dave Carter ·
Feb 25, 2011 at 10:24am
On this crisp Friday afternoon, perhaps you'd be willing to help a trucker out. My assignment, and I'm not making this up, ...is to deliver 22 tons of baked beans in New Jersey this afternoon. So here it is: Dave is taking 22 tons of baked beans to New Jersey because, A) The New Jersey Symphony Orchestra's tuba section is on strike; B) so a large number of people can surround Newark International and re-enact the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles; or C) to provide more talking points for the teacher's unions. Any other ideas? Oh yes, ...and there really is a high wind advisory in New Jersey this afternoon. No kidding...
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Jul '10
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D) Gov. Christie has given up dieting and is making up for lost time.
Edited on Feb 25, 2011 at 10:32amOct '10
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Thank God you are not going to California. The prevailing westerly jet stream would spell doom for us here in Colorado.
Nov '10
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Is it the canned kind that has a piece of bacon in there? That's good stuff! E) It's all for me.
I don't quite know how you're going to get to my house, though. No trucks allowed on the garden state parkway.
Edited on Feb 25, 2011 at 10:35amJul '10
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Meeting up with the 35 tons of fried chicken, 20 tons of potato salad, 15 tons of slo-cooked smokies and the tater tot casserole for the worlds largest church pot luck supper.
Aug '10
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As Slim Pickens said, " I'd say you've had enough beans......."
Now head for the quicksand Bart.
Jul '10
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That high wind is kicking up down here in Virginia. At least it doesn't smell like it's due to your bean shipment...
May '10
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He's figured out how to keep union reps out of City Hall indefinitely, that sly devil.
Jul '10
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Aaron Miller
He's figured out how to keep union reps out of City Hall indefinitely, that sly devil. · Feb 25 at 11:56am
Well played.
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Dave, would it be fair to say that today you are full of beans?
May '10
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There's a global warming joke here somewheres. Lemme lift my leg to find it.
Sep '10
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Voiceover for a Mylicon ad: Gas--if you've got, a truck brought it.
Dave, your next load to New Jersey must of necessity be Beano.
Jun '10
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Are those beanies making a rendezvous with some weenies?
Nov '10
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Must resist... must resist...