Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
Police in Chetumal, Mexico, released this picture that they say demonstrates that a woman attempted to smuggle her common-law husband out of jail in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.
Apparently the alert prison staff noticed that the lady was nervous and that her suitcase was heavy. Good work there, team.
So they looked in the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up in the fetal position.
She was arrested and her husband was sent back to jail to complete a 20-year illegal weapons sentence.
OK, seriously, how lax is the security in these prisons that such a plot had even the remotest chance of working? And since I'm one of those people who likes to contemplate how to pull off the best bank heist or what not, I'm now thinking about how I'd smuggle my 6'5" husband out of jail if here were to get in trouble with the law.
Something tells me the suitcase trick wouldn't quite cut it.
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Oct '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
You would probably find it much more practical to smuggle INTO the prison the weapons and tools needed for the DIY breakout.
May '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
You left out the most important information: did the suitcase contain nail files or tubes of hair gel?
May '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
What explanation did she give for bringing a suitcase that size into the prison? It was obviously convincing.
Mollie Hemingway, Ed.
I'm now thinking about how I'd smuggle my 6'5" husband out of jail if here were to get in trouble with the law.
Something tells me the suitcase trick wouldn't quite cut it. ·
With guards of such fine caliber, perhaps a cardboard decoy would work.
"Stop him, you idiots!"
"That's not him. Look, he's still standing in his cell."
Mar '11
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
Pack up your hubby in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile . . .
May '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
As you drag the extra large, heavy, bulging suitcase you'd have to mumble to yourself "argh, I always overpack..."
Jul '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
Not a problem. Go with a nice steamer trunk.
Oct '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
If it is a Mexican prison, one word....Bribe.
Having a few well placed connections is helpfull.
You just put a dollar value on Love there.....
May '11
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
Garment bag.
Jul '10
Re: Does My Husband Love Me Enough To Smuggle Me Out Of Jail In A Suitcase?
See, when we tried that it was really a problem when I incidentally bumped something and hit a nerve cluster. It really led to complications.